3 word story game

Posted by: Schlack

3 word story game - 08/16/07 09:48 PM

Hi All, a bit of fun i saw on another forum.

knowing the minds here this might get very interesing.

simple enough, you get 3 words a post and we write a story,

usual rude and lewd rules apply!

ahem:

One fine day.....
Posted by: Stootch

Re: 3 word story game - 08/16/07 10:50 PM

a nimrod suggested
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 08/16/07 11:16 PM

between pork chops,
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 08/16/07 11:30 PM

that love is
Posted by: Sandy Price

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 12:05 AM

just a memory
Posted by: Phil Hoskins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 12:27 AM

of a time
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 12:40 AM

of slow steamed
Posted by: Greger

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 01:10 AM

honeyed figs and
Posted by: Mellowicious

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 09:54 AM

muddy footprints. Through
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 09:56 AM

countless fruitless editions,
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 10:14 AM

So Far:

One fine day..... a nimrod suggested between pork chops, that love is just a memory of a time of slow steamed honeyed figs and muddy footprints. Through countless fruitless editions,

punctuated with occasional
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 11:05 AM

gasps of delight
Posted by: Greger

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 11:11 AM

and shrieks of
Posted by: SkyHawk

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 03:37 PM

raucous audience guffaws.


(Holy Bulwer-Lytton, batman!)
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 03:51 PM

That circulated througout
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 03:55 PM

So Far:

One fine day..... a nimrod suggested between pork chops, that love is just a memory of a time of slow steamed honeyed figs and muddy footprints. Through countless fruitless editions, punctuated with occasional gasps of delight and shrieks of raucous audience guffaws,

they sporadically appended


(I couldn't allow the sentence to dangle like that, SkyHawk. Who can decide where a particular sentence should end?)
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 04:46 PM

as they dared
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 05:47 PM

to ingest vast
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 06:04 PM

amounts of Kool-aid
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 08:21 PM

laced with vodka
Posted by: Mellowicious

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 08:23 PM

, until she turned
Posted by: SkyHawk

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 08:40 PM

into a wonkette.

(Can I use the . now, Fermi? C'mon.. please? )
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 08:47 PM

But a senator
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 08:52 PM

who shouldn't have
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 09:01 PM

unzipped his pants
Posted by: pondering_it_all

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 09:12 PM

confronted the President
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 09:12 PM

crying out, "I'm
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 09:34 PM

Up for re-election!"
Posted by: Almost Naomi

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 10:28 PM

"No, Dick, you're
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 11:31 PM

not the decider."
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 08/17/07 11:37 PM

Limply walking away...
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 08/18/07 12:26 AM

So Far:

One fine day..... a nimrod suggested between pork chops, that love is just a memory of a time of slow steamed honeyed figs and muddy footprints. Through countless fruitless editions, punctuated with occasional gasps of delight and shrieks of raucous audience guffaws, that circulated througout they sporadically appended as they dared to ingest vast amounts of Kool-aid laced with vodka, until she turned into a wonkette.

But a senator who shouldn't have unzipped his pants confronted the President crying out, "I'm Up for re-election!"

"No, Dick, you're not the decider."

Limply walking away...

a turgid thought
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 08/18/07 12:41 AM

 Originally Posted By: Irked

a turgid thought


impossible as he...
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/18/07 12:52 AM

lifted the skirt
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/18/07 02:06 AM

of first lady's
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/18/07 08:57 PM

pink, lacy knickers
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 08/18/07 09:02 PM

amidst adolescent snickers
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 08/18/07 09:38 PM

he parted the
Posted by: Almost Naomi

Re: 3 word story game - 08/18/07 10:01 PM

fringes of her
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/18/07 10:21 PM

curly bangs, but
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 08/18/07 10:38 PM

that was not
Posted by: Mellowicious

Re: 3 word story game - 08/18/07 11:08 PM

really her hair.
Posted by: Almost Naomi

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 12:20 AM

Meantime, back at
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 12:35 AM

the undisclosed location
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 12:58 AM

the world's most
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 01:14 AM

secretive, unpopular vice
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 01:21 AM

Eunuchtary Executive dangled
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 01:26 AM

his storied namesake
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 01:56 AM

cursing nitroglycerin's contraindications
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 02:23 AM

One fine day..... a nimrod suggested between pork chops, that love is just a memory of a time of slow steamed honeyed figs and muddy footprints. Through countless fruitless editions, punctuated with occasional gasps of delight and shrieks of raucous audience guffaws, that circulated througout they sporadically appended as they dared to ingest vast amounts of Kool-aid laced with vodka, until she turned into a wonkette.

But a senator who shouldn't have unzipped his pants confronted the President crying out, "I'm Up for re-election!"

"No, Dick, you're not the decider."

Limply walking away, a turgid thought impossible as he lifted the skirt of first lady's pink, lacy knickers amidst adolescent snickers, he parted the fringes of her curly bangs, but that was not really her hair.

Meantime, back at the undisclosed location, the world's most secretive, unpopular vice Eunuchtary Executive dangled his storied namesake, cursing nitroglycerin's contraindications . . .

. . . and started the
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 03:55 AM

penile prosthesis pumping
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 04:53 AM

So far:

One fine day..... a nimrod suggested between pork chops, that love is just a memory of a time of slow steamed honeyed figs and muddy footprints. Through countless fruitless editions, punctuated with occasional gasps of delight and shrieks of raucous audience guffaws, that circulated througout they sporadically appended as they dared to ingest vast amounts of Kool-aid laced with vodka, until she turned into a wonkette.

But a senator who shouldn't have unzipped his pants confronted the President crying out, "I'm Up for re-election!"

"No, Dick, you're not the decider."

Limply walking away, a turgid thought impossible as he lifted the skirt of first lady's pink, lacy knickers amidst adolescent snickers, he parted the fringes of her curly bangs, but that was not really her hair.

Meantime, back at the undisclosed location, the world's most secretive, unpopular vice Eunuchtary Executive dangled his storied namesake, cursing nitroglycerin's contraindications . . .

. . . and started the penile prosthesis pumping
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 05:25 AM

amidst gasps and
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 12:11 PM

 Originally Posted By: california rick
amidst gasps and


snickers, Rove's spin
Posted by: Greger

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 01:39 PM

came all unspun
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 01:52 PM

in a most
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 02:16 PM

unpredictable way. The
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 02:19 PM

Rovian hairpiece flew
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 02:29 PM

onto the plate
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 02:49 PM

 Quote:
Meantime, back at the undisclosed location, the world's most secretive, unpopular vice Eunuchtary Executive dangled his storied namesake, cursing nitroglycerin's contraindications and started the penile prosthesis pumping amidst gasps and
snickers, Rove's spin came all unspun in a most unpredictable way. The Rovian hairpiece flew onto the plate
____________________




of Michelle Merkin's
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 03:18 PM

maternal grandmothers favorite
Posted by: humphreysmar

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 03:46 PM

Irish stew where
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 03:51 PM

Psychic Cat simmered.
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 04:47 PM

Gonzales scooped Psychic
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 05:10 PM

freshly killed possum
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 05:42 PM

, fenny snake fillet,
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 05:54 PM

,they screamed ole!
Posted by: humphreysmar

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 06:00 PM

Clicking their castanets (sp?),
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 06:35 PM

Gonzales denied everything.
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 06:55 PM

and fled from
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 07:01 PM

proud Hispanics everywhere
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 07:15 PM

only to open
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 07:19 PM

a waterboarding franchise
Posted by: humphreysmar

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 07:52 PM

in competition with
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 08:10 PM

mudwrestling with good
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 08:22 PM

saucy Mexican food
Posted by: Greger

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 09:29 PM

free chips, prostitutes
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 09:34 PM

 Originally Posted By: everybody
One fine day..... a nimrod suggested between pork chops, that love is just a memory of a time of slow steamed honeyed figs and muddy footprints. Through countless fruitless editions, punctuated with occasional gasps of delight and shrieks of raucous audience guffaws, that circulated througout they sporadically appended as they dared to ingest vast amounts of Kool-aid laced with vodka, until she turned into a wonkette.

But a senator who shouldn't have unzipped his pants confronted the President crying out, "I'm Up for re-election!"

"No, Dick, you're not the decider."

Limply walking away, a turgid thought impossible as he lifted the skirt of first lady's pink, lacy knickers amidst adolescent snickers, he parted the fringes of her curly bangs, but that was not really her hair.

Meantime, back at the undisclosed location, the world's most secretive, unpopular vice Eunuchtary Executive dangled his storied namesake, cursing nitroglycerin's contraindications and started the penile prosthesis pumping. Amidst gasps and snickers, Rove's spin came all unspun in a most unpredictable way.

The Rovian hairpiece flew onto the plate of Michelle Merkin's maternal grandmothers favorite Irish stew where Psychic Cat simmered. Gonzales scooped Psychic freshly killed possum, fenny snake fillet, they screamed ole! Clicking their castanets, Gonzales denied everything and fled from proud Hispanics everywhere only to open a waterboarding franchise in competition with mudwrestling with good saucy Mexican food, free chips, prostitutes


au gratin, and
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 10:52 PM

delicious draft microbrews.
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 11:06 PM

Vouchers were distributed
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 11:18 PM

until the police
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 11:18 PM

was excluded since
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 11:22 PM

************not part of the story since it appears editing is in order++++++
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/19/07 11:52 PM

Meanwhile at Guantanamo
Posted by: Scoutgal

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 12:30 AM

Alberto's tortured dreams...
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 12:50 AM

flipped a flop
Posted by: Almost Naomi

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 01:44 AM

causing Al to
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 01:58 AM

suddenly remember everything
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 02:02 AM

so he called
Posted by: Scoutgal

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 03:00 AM

National Inquirer, and
Posted by: Scoutgal

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 03:01 AM

Spilled his guts
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 03:05 AM

softly breathing a




(Off Topic: Now, now Scoutgal, mustn't have more than three words per round. Tsk! Tsk! ;))
Posted by: Almost Naomi

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 03:09 AM

tortured sigh. "Why
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 03:23 AM

was killing retarded
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 04:03 AM

in the first
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 04:05 AM

Texas Bush administration
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 06:32 AM

and yet now
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 09:23 AM

regrets not torturing
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 10:41 AM

more before he
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 10:46 AM

became the "decider"
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 11:44 AM

and blindly entered
Posted by: Scoutgal

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 12:59 PM

The Twilight Zone
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 01:35 PM

where Burgess Meredith
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 02:38 PM

and his band
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 03:00 PM

struck up a
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 03:14 PM

smokin little ditty.
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 03:22 PM

A vaguely familiar
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 03:32 PM

mood came over
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 03:59 PM

The crackling airwaves
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 04:58 PM

amidst an array
Posted by: humphreysmar

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 05:54 PM

of bandaged aliens
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 06:29 PM

sporting brightly colored
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 06:42 PM

Hawaiian shirts and
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 06:58 PM

CDs by The
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 07:13 PM

Flying Burrito Brothers
Posted by: Greger

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 10:49 PM

and so with
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 11:00 PM

Scads of ado
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 11:22 PM

scabs of doodoo
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/20/07 11:31 PM

, slabs of caribou
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 12:20 AM

sobs from who?
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 12:42 AM

Scooby from Doo

Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 01:39 AM

says what y'all
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 01:44 AM

Its Scooby Doo!
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 01:49 AM

The penile prosthesis
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 02:17 AM

surged pointlessly into
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 06:48 AM

So far
 Quote:

One fine day..... a nimrod suggested between pork chops, that love is just a memory of a time of slow steamed honeyed figs and muddy footprints. Through countless fruitless editions, punctuated with occasional gasps of delight and shrieks of raucous audience guffaws, that circulated througout they sporadically appended as they dared to ingest vast amounts of Kool-aid laced with vodka, until she turned into a wonkette.

But a senator who shouldn't have unzipped his pants confronted the President crying out, "I'm Up for re-election!"

"No, Dick, you're not the decider."

Limply walking away, a turgid thought impossible as he lifted the skirt of first lady's pink, lacy knickers amidst adolescent snickers, he parted the fringes of her curly bangs, but that was not really her hair.

Meantime, back at the undisclosed location, the world's most secretive, unpopular vice Eunuchtary Executive dangled his storied namesake, cursing nitroglycerin's contraindications and started the penile prosthesis pumping. Amidst gasps and snickers, Rove's spin came all unspun in a most unpredictable way.

The Rovian hairpiece flew onto the plate of Michelle Merkin's maternal grandmothers favorite Irish stew where Psychic Cat simmered. Gonzales scooped Psychic freshly killed possum, fenny snake fillet, they screamed ole! Clicking their castanets, Gonzales denied everything and fled from proud Hispanics everywhere only to open a waterboarding franchise in competition with mudwrestling with good saucy Mexican food, free chips, prostitutes au gratin, and delicious draft microbrews.

Vouchers were distributed until the police was excluded since . . .

Meanwhile, at Guantanamo Alberto's tortured dreams flipped a flop causing Al to suddenly remember everything. So he called National Inquirer, and Spilled his guts softly breathing a tortured sigh. "Why was killing retarded in the first Texas Bush administration?" And yet now regrets not torturing more before he became the "decider" and blindly entered The Twilight Zone where Burgess Meredith and his band struck up a smokin little ditty.

A vaguely familiar mood came over the crackling airwaves amidst an array of bandaged aliens sporting brightly colored Hawaiian shirts and CDs by The Flying Burrito Brothers. And so with scads of ado, scabs of doodoo, slabs of caribou, Sobs from who? Scooby from Doo says, "What y'all, Its Scooby Doo!"

The penile prosthesis surged pointlessly into . . .


the oblivion of
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 09:56 AM

category five surges
Posted by: Almost Naomi

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 10:13 AM

and black holes.
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 11:43 AM

Then a man
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 12:13 PM

became a woman
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 12:45 PM

and she grew
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 01:18 PM

abundant ripe tomatoes
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 01:22 PM

that oozed juices
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 04:21 PM

when delicately squeezed
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 04:56 PM

over the head
Posted by: Almost Naomi

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 05:58 PM

of a protuberant
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 06:06 PM

adolesence with a
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 06:54 PM

cowlick located just
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 07:28 PM

just below his
Posted by: humphreysmar

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 07:33 PM

ear. "'Twas a
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 07:55 PM

matter of grave
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 09:07 PM

and callous depravity
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 10:10 PM

to all involved
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/21/07 10:31 PM

with Wolfowitz dictum
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 12:56 AM

that ended in
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 01:04 AM

pain. "Why?" bemoaned
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 01:08 AM

General Jerry Boykin
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 04:10 AM

as he stepped
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 04:31 AM

onto the Kaba

Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 11:33 AM

he knelt and
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 11:41 AM

opened a big
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 11:51 AM

bottle of Oban
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 12:06 PM

only to find
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 12:15 PM

a hidden microphone
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 01:54 PM

stashed in his
Posted by: humphreysmar

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 03:13 PM

top hat and
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 03:14 PM

said, "Smoke that
Posted by: Senator Hatrack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 10:02 PM

good Cuban cigar"
Posted by: Senator Hatrack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 10:03 PM

its from Castro's
Posted by: Senator Hatrack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 10:04 PM

own private humidor.
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 11:18 PM

 Originally Posted By: 2wins
said, "Smoke that
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/22/07 11:22 PM

cube for Osama
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 12:56 AM

[off topic] Right Honorable Schlack, it would appear that the rules are, in general, being flaunted. A right interesting object lesson. Thank you. [/off topic]
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 01:55 AM

"Why?" bemoaned General Jerry Boykin as he stepped onto the Kaba he knelt and opened a big bottle of Oban only to find a hidden microphone stashed in his top hat and said, "Smoke that cube for Osama, Right Honorable Schlack
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 02:07 AM

Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 02:26 AM

 Originally Posted By: Irked

off topic....lol. nice
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 02:50 AM

going you neocon
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 03:16 AM

"Why?" bemoaned General Jerry Boykin as he stepped onto the Kaba he knelt and opened a big bottle of Oban only to find a hidden microphone stashed in his top hat and said, "Smoke that cube for Osama Right Honorable Schlack. Going, you neocon, gets weird inhaling
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 03:20 AM

It's time to

Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 03:24 AM

pack it up
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 03:29 AM

"Why?" bemoaned General Jerry Boykin as he stepped onto the Kaba he knelt and opened a big bottle of Oban only to find a hidden microphone stashed in his top hat and said, "Smoke that cube for Osama Right Honorable Schlack. Going, you neocon, gets weird inhaling. Its time to pack it up. Boykin signals skyward
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 08:01 AM

shyly indicating his
Posted by: Almost Naomi

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 09:40 AM

"Why?" bemoaned General Jerry Boykin as he stepped onto the Kaba he knelt and opened a big bottle of Oban only to find a hidden microphone stashed in his top hat and said, "Smoke that cube for Osama Right Honorable Schlack. Going, you neocon, gets weird inhaling. Its time to pack it up. Boykin signals skyward, shyly indicating his

disappearing blue balloon.
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 09:52 AM

Fundyban tractor beam
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 10:46 AM

is the solution
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 11:32 AM

 Quote:
is the solution.
Then a Homeland-security-agent
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 02:36 PM

,feeling extremely authoritarian,
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 03:15 PM

grabbed his shiny
Posted by: Almost Naomi

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 04:58 PM

 Quote:
grabbed his shiny
though bulbous nose
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 05:59 PM

and went 'Honk!'
Posted by: humphreysmar

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 08:26 PM

"Gesundheit (sp?)!" said the
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 08:58 PM

President of Lithuania.
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 09:19 PM

as he flushed
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 09:31 PM

a Cuban cigar
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 09:56 PM

down Lewinski's toilet
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 10:49 PM

. Toilet she said?
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 11:03 PM

And he said,
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 11:16 PM

"I asked nicely
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/23/07 11:44 PM

seat down PLEASE
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/24/07 01:22 AM

. But that's not
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/24/07 02:04 AM

the mission accomplicated
Posted by: Almost Naomi

Re: 3 word story game - 08/24/07 03:15 AM

isn't my agenda,"
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/25/07 12:31 AM

It was Barney
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/25/07 01:32 AM

who hid the
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/25/07 02:47 AM

old Rover's bone
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 01:39 AM

from Jeff Gannon.
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 02:20 AM

He yelled out
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 02:33 AM

where's Ted's haggard
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 03:23 AM

and bring me
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 03:37 AM

meth and man
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 04:10 AM

Ass on a
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 04:19 AM

Sunday morning here
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 10:32 AM

and time for
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 11:10 AM

a bloody mary!
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 11:35 AM

With my grits? \:o
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 03:12 PM

and yankee friends
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 06:34 PM

. She shudders convulsively
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 06:45 PM

, bacon grease dripping
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 08:27 PM

off her flipflops
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/26/07 08:42 PM

, grit high formal-ware,
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 12:40 AM

stripped neked in
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 12:59 AM

It was Barney who hid the old Rover's bone from Jeff Gannon. He yelled out where's Ted's haggard and bring me meth and man Ass on a...

Sunday morning here and time for a bloody mary with my grits and yankee friends! She shudders convulsively, bacon grease dripping off her flipflops (grit high formal-ware) stripeped neked in preparation for services
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 01:10 AM

of a "real"
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 01:42 AM

old time snake-handling

Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 07:16 AM

church of the
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 09:47 AM

holy rigid members
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 12:02 PM

led by Pastor
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 07:35 PM

Castor, the Disaster
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 09:00 PM

Master baiter who
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 09:31 PM

rubbed his hands
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 09:40 PM

around his snake
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 09:48 PM

which proved fake
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 10:35 PM

but more real
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 10:35 PM

It was Barney who hid the old Rover's bone from Jeff Gannon. He yelled out where's Ted's haggard and bring me meth and man Ass on a...

Sunday morning here and time for a bloody mary with my grits and yankee friends! She shudders convulsively, bacon grease dripping off her flipflops (grit high formal-ware) stripeped neked in preparation for services of a "real" old time snake-handling church of the holy rigid members led by Pastor Castor, the Disaster Master baiter who rubbed his hands around his snake which proved fake but more real than stuffed armadildos


Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 11:33 PM

{off topic....gross!)

She said lordy!
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/27/07 11:39 PM

during the transubstantiation
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 12:48 AM

I need libation
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 01:00 AM

, a large donation
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 01:07 AM

swallow the leader
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 01:53 AM

more the meatier
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 01:57 AM

Yahhl Catholics now
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 02:08 AM

witness others holier
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 02:18 AM

embrace the Ewecharist
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 02:20 AM

Off topic:
 Quote:
Because of this damn story we are now all going to Hell


TAT
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 08:46 AM

stone the satanist
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 09:16 AM

. The Holy Mega-bong
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 09:18 AM

of righteous salvation
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 09:39 AM

overbrimed with hellfire
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 10:33 AM

smoke and ashes.
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 10:35 AM

The next day,
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 12:31 PM

a hermit carrying
Posted by: elisejk

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 12:34 PM

a peace pipe
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 02:15 PM

and mumbling incoherently
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 02:19 PM

about President Bush
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 04:26 PM

Man of Swaziland
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 06:12 PM

as he's known
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 06:21 PM

amongst close friends
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 06:53 PM

who don't know
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 08:09 PM

Swish from Swazz,
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 08:21 PM

finally emerged from
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 11:01 PM

the Bechuanaland embassy
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 11:14 PM

mens' room, tapping
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 11:18 PM

gently on my
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 11:34 PM

chamber door, Quoth
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/28/07 11:46 PM

The Rover. Unfortunately
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 12:08 AM

the raven-haired hermit
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 12:30 AM

unaware reality existed
Posted by: Almost Naomi

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 12:53 AM

Unfortunately, the raven-haired hermit, unaware reality existed,

sat meditating on
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 01:04 AM

the ejection seat
Posted by: Phil Hoskins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 01:51 AM

misfired yet again
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 02:45 AM

Damn he said
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 03:04 AM

meanwhile the snake-handling
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 05:50 AM

Rovian mad scientist
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 07:02 AM

Screamed "ITS ALIVE"
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 09:41 AM

Choking the constrictor

Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 10:16 AM

so to speak
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 10:21 AM

fighting the inevitability
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 10:36 AM

of an outraged
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 10:39 AM

undercover policeman urinating
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 11:30 AM

on the tarmac
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 03:17 PM

of MinneapolisSt. Paul Airport.
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 03:32 PM

Meanwhile, over at
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 06:54 PM

Larry's Lizard Lounge
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 08:53 PM

, holy rigid members



(off topic....lol... have we got a fetish for snakes???. Tat, I've never once in my whole life seen a LIVE snake-handlin....not never not once.
seen some talkin in tongues once tho.. )
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 10:29 PM

limply limped sideways
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 10:37 PM

checking waxy protuberances

link

Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 10:55 PM

looking for wicks
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 11:01 PM

to wet, Sticky
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 11:05 PM

wickets being best
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 11:33 PM

for pitching crickets
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/29/07 11:58 PM

found only in
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 12:03 AM

(off topic!! \:o )

certain unsavory places.



(off topic again to change mine. Sorry, Fermi. I was typing over you)

(edit again....oops not Fermi but 2wins! sorry! )
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 12:08 AM

the British adandoned
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 01:02 AM

but then countermanded
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 01:16 AM

Thatching her Falkland
Posted by: Almost Naomi

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 02:52 AM

awning from Aukland.
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 03:46 AM

yawning from Yorkshire
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 04:11 AM

Dorsetshire, Wiltshire, and Hampshire
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 04:17 AM

hurricanes hardly happen
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 04:21 AM

but often fatten
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 04:32 AM

more often flatten
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 04:37 AM

lyrics by Clapton.
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 04:39 AM

gotme onmy knees
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 09:05 AM

for heaven's sake
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 09:10 AM

drain the lake
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 09:17 AM

Layla please take
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 09:23 AM

it. You'll love
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 09:33 AM

bell bottom blews
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 09:46 AM

which don't loose
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 09:57 AM

color fading away

 Quote:
off topic:
this belong on the Criag thread:

What'll you do when you get lonely
And nobody's waiting by your side?
You've been running and hiding much too long.
You know it's just your foolish pride.

Layla, you've got me on my knees.
Layla, I'm begging, darling please.
Layla, darling won't you ease my worried mind.

I tried to give you consolation
When your old man had let you down.
Like a fool, I fell in love with you,
Turned my whole world upside down.

Chorus

Let's make the best of the situation
Before I finally go insane.
Please don't say we'll never find a way
And tell me all my love's in vain.
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 10:06 AM

because that would
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 10:07 AM

loose this feeling
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 10:13 AM

gotta go to wurk
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 10:15 AM

,so to speak,
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 10:17 AM

on the tag-team
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 11:10 AM

for a better
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 12:11 PM

whiter, brighter smile
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 08:42 PM

brush with Comet.
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 08:54 PM

Ouch that hurts
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 08/30/07 11:21 PM

! Torture should hurt
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/31/07 01:28 PM

only when used
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 08/31/07 01:30 PM

by a qualified
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/31/07 01:54 PM

Purple People Eater
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/31/07 03:12 PM

twirling his eggbeater
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/31/07 03:28 PM

in creamy batter
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 08/31/07 05:10 PM

that doesn't splatter
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/31/07 06:15 PM

or get sticky
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 08/31/07 06:30 PM

it doesn't matter
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 08/31/07 06:52 PM

 Quote:
. It doesn't matter


who screams loudest
Posted by: 2wins

Re: 3 word story game - 08/31/07 07:30 PM

only who gets
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 08/31/07 09:01 PM

most outta it!
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/01/07 04:06 AM

The giant serpent
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/01/07 04:21 AM

, personal friend to
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/01/07 05:05 AM

Adam and Steve
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/01/07 09:36 AM

pondered the eggbeater
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/01/07 12:40 PM

neither had eggs
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/01/07 10:33 PM

,
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/01/07 10:38 PM

or wooden legs.
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/01/07 10:51 PM

to stand on.
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/01/07 11:24 PM

Like Viviparous Snakes
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 01:43 AM

with nasty shakes
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 02:00 AM

avoided more doggerel
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 02:06 AM

lavatory tap-dance advances,
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 02:07 AM

from Pastor Disaster
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 02:26 AM

and his charming
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 02:30 AM

fur lined cod-piece
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 02:33 AM

, fur harvested from
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 02:36 AM

organically-raised gerbils
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 02:37 AM

from his niece.
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 03:08 AM

's Bush combed
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 03:13 AM

locks. Meanwhile, anticipating
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 03:19 AM

two overweight scotsmen
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 03:37 AM

waddled their way
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 03:43 AM

down Essex Quay
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 03:44 AM

eating haggis they
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 03:47 AM

saw Bono and
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 03:51 AM

Cher of course
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 03:53 AM

before the divorce
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 03:56 AM

and brain damage
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 04:05 AM

from slippery slopes
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 04:06 AM

from Tuna Hotdish!
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 04:06 AM

pulling a bono
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 04:11 AM

strolling along Liffey
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 04:14 AM

smelling the roses
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 04:22 AM

, hearing U2's "Gloria."
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 05:25 AM

in excellcious deo
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 10:28 AM

 Quote:
deo
-derant. The English
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 10:34 AM

bulldog cocked its
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 10:35 AM

use Irish Spring off topic, damn delay




AK-47 and headed
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 02:58 PM

a football across
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 04:54 PM

to help Michigan

link
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 06:21 PM

but alas it
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 06:58 PM

was too late.
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 09:57 PM

Much too late.
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 10:33 PM

Midnight. The pumpkin
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/02/07 11:38 PM

was not needed
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 01:34 AM

4+20 blackbirds filled
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 05:19 PM

,
 Quote:
off topic possibly it is hard to tell, I too may have snapped
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 05:28 PM

philosophy of collectivism
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 05:34 PM

Hegeling with Rousseau
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 05:37 PM

tapping for Mandingo
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 05:41 PM

born Frederick Lamont
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 06:12 PM

favorite stall neighbor
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 06:16 PM

of Larry Craig.
Posted by: Greger

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 06:34 PM

Good grief y'all
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 06:38 PM

its twew its
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 07:34 PM

true. I'm
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 07:34 PM

tapping for Mandingo.
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 09:39 PM

Of course, the
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/03/07 09:56 PM

downside to this
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/04/07 12:05 AM

caucus filabuster cloture
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/04/07 06:44 PM

is the reality
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 09/04/07 07:18 PM

of Bush's delusions
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/04/07 08:41 PM

that he is
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/04/07 09:32 PM

the Grandmaster of

off topic: edited for a better one
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/04/07 10:30 PM

Of course, the downside to this, caucus filabuster cloture, is the reality of Bush’s delusions that he is the Grandmaster of

Up or Down
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/05/07 02:48 AM

, left or right.
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/05/07 07:31 PM

Just remember this,
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 09/05/07 07:45 PM

nothin' from nothin'
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 09/05/07 07:52 PM

leaves nothin'. Except
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 09/05/07 08:40 PM

Craig left holding
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/05/07 11:03 PM

a loitering ticket.
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 12:23 AM

Our complete story so far...

One fine day..... a nimrod suggested between pork chops, that love is just a memory of a time of slow steamed honeyed figs and muddy footprints. Through countless fruitless editions, punctuated with occasional gasps of delight and shrieks of raucous audience guffaws, that circulated througout they sporadically appended as they dared to ingest vast amounts of Kool-aid laced with vodka, until she turned into a wonkette.

But a senator who shouldn't have unzipped his pants confronted the President crying out, "I'm Up for re-election!"

"No, Dick, you're not the decider."

Limply walking away, a turgid thought impossible as he lifted the skirt of first lady's pink, lacy knickers amidst adolescent snickers, he parted the fringes of her curly bangs, but that was not really her hair.

Meantime, back at the undisclosed location, the world's most secretive, unpopular vice Eunuchtary Executive dangled his storied namesake, cursing nitroglycerin's contraindications and started the penile prosthesis pumping. Amidst gasps and snickers, Rove's spin came all unspun in a most unpredictable way.

The Rovian hairpiece flew onto the plate of Michelle Merkin's maternal grandmothers favorite Irish stew where Psychic Cat simmered. Gonzales scooped Psychic freshly killed possum, fenny snake fillet, they screamed ole! Clicking their castanets, Gonzales denied everything and fled from proud Hispanics everywhere only to open a waterboarding franchise in competition with mudwrestling with good saucy Mexican food, free chips, prostitutes au gratin, and delicious draft microbrews.

Vouchers were distributed until the police was excluded since . . .

Meanwhile, at Guantanamo Alberto's tortured dreams flipped a flop causing Al to suddenly remember everything. So he called National Inquirer, and Spilled his guts softly breathing a tortured sigh. "Why was killing retarded in the first Texas Bush administration?" And yet now regrets not torturing more before he became the "decider" and blindly entered The Twilight Zone where Burgess Meredith and his band struck up a smokin little ditty.

A vaguely familiar mood came over the crackling airwaves amidst an array of bandaged aliens sporting brightly colored Hawaiian shirts and CDs by The Flying Burrito Brothers. And so with scads of ado, scabs of doodoo, slabs of caribou, Sobs from who? Scooby from Doo says, "What y'all, Its Scooby Doo!"

The penile prosthesis surged pointlessly into the oblivion of category five surges and black holes. Then a man became a woman and she grew abundant ripe tomatoes that oozed juices when delicately squeezed over the head of a prtotuberant adolescence with a cowlick located just below his ear. “Twas a matter of grave and callous depravity to all involved with Wolfowitz dictum that ended in pain.

"Why?" bemoaned General Jerry Boykin as he stepped onto the Kaba he knelt and opened a big bottle of Oban only to find a hidden microphone stashed in his top hat and said, "Smoke that cube for Osama Right Honorable Schlack. Going, you neocon, gets weird inhaling. Its time to pack it up. Boykin signals skyward, shyly indicating his disappearing blue balloon.

Fundyban tractor beam is the solution Then a Homeland Security Agent, feeling extremely authoritarian, grabbed his shiny though bulbous nose and went 'Honk!'

"Gesundheit!" said the President of Lithuania. as he flushed a Cuban cigar down Lewinski's toilet . Toilet she said? And he said, "I asked nicely seat down PLEASE. But that's not the mission accomplicated isn't my agenda," It was Barney who hid the old Rover's bone from Jeff Gannon. He yelled out where's Ted's haggard and bring me meth and man Ass on a...

Sunday morning here and time for a bloody Mary with my grits and Yankee friends! She shudders convulsively, bacon grease dripping off her flip-flops (grit high formal-ware) stripped neked in preparation for services of a "real" old time snake-handling church of the holy rigid members led by Pastor Castor, the Disaster Master baiter who rubbed his hands around his snake which proved fake but more real than stuffed armadillos

She said lordy! during the transubstantiation I need libation , a large donation swallow the leader more the meatier Yahhl Catholics now witness others holier embrace the Ewecharist stone the Satanist . The Holy Mega-bong of righteous salvation smoke and ashes.

The next day, a hermit carrying a peace pipe and mumbling incoherently about President Bush Man of Swaziland as he's known amongst close friends who don't know Swish from Swazz, finally emerged from the Bechuanaland embassy men’s' room, tapping gently on my chamber door, Quoth The Rover. Unfortunately the raven-haired hermit unaware reality existed sat meditating on the ejection seat misfired yet again.

Damn he said meanwhile the snake-handling Rovian mad scientist Screamed "ITS ALIVE" Choking the constrictor so to speak fighting the inevitability of an outraged undercover policeman urinating on the tarmac of Minneapolis/St. Paul Airport.

Meanwhile, over at Larry's Lizard Lounge, holy rigid members limply limped sideways checking waxy protuberances looking for wicks to wet, Sticky wickets being best for pitching crickets found only in certain unsavory places. the British abandoned but then countermanded Thatching her Falkland awning from Aukland. yawning from Yorkshire Dorsetshire, Wiltshire, and Hampshire hurricanes hardly happen but often fatten more often flatten lyrics by Clapton. got me on my knees for heaven's sake drain the lake Layla please take it. You'll love bell bottom blews which don't loose color fading away because that would loose this feeling gotta go to work ,so to speak, on the tag-team for a better whiter, brighter smile brush with Comet.

Ouch that hurts! Torture should hurt only when used by a qualified Purple People Eater twirling his eggbeater in creamy batter that doesn't splatter or get sticky. It doesn't matter who screams loudest only who gets most outta it!

The giant serpent, personal friend to Adam and Steve pondered the eggbeater neither had eggs, or wooden legs to stand on.

Like Viviparous Snakes with nasty shakes avoided more doggerel lavatory tap-dance advances, from Pastor Disaster and his charming fur lined cod-piece, fur harvested from organically-raised gerbils from his niece's Bush combed locks.

Meanwhile, anticipating two overweight Scotsmen waddled their way down Essex Quay eating haggis they saw Bono and Cher of course before the divorce and brain damage from slippery slopes from Tuna Hotdish! pulling a bono strolling along Liffey smelling the roses, hearing U2's "Gloria” in excellcious deodorant.

The English bulldog cocked its AK-47 and headed a football across to help Michigan. but alas it was too late. Much too late. Midnight.

The pumpkin was not needed 4+20 blackbirds filled philosophy of collectivism Hegeling with Rousseau tapping for Mandingo born Frederick Lamont (favorite stall neighbor of Larry Craig).

Good grief y'all its twew its true. I'm tapping for Mandingo. Of course, the downside to this caucus filabuster cloture is the reality of Bush's delusions that he is the Grandmaster of Up or Down, left or right.

Just remember this, nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'. Except Craig left holding a loitering ticket.
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 01:26 AM

"hey you" said
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 02:21 AM

Arlan Specter, consider
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 02:29 AM

not resigning Larry.
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 05:24 AM

"I'M NOT GAY!"
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 10:49 AM

"But RU bi?"
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 10:50 AM

asked a Fox
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 12:56 PM

News talking head
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 03:11 PM

wiggling his fingers
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 07:13 PM

waggling his eyebrows
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 08:54 PM

woggling his jewels
Posted by: Philadelphia Steve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 09:11 PM

as he pontificated
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 10:00 PM

. Alqaeda's marching orders
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/06/07 11:23 PM

ordered marching Alqaedas
Posted by: Philadelphia Steve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/07/07 12:17 AM

to immediately execute
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/07/07 12:20 AM

Osamas fiendish plan
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 09/07/07 12:48 AM

to drink margeuritas
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/07/07 12:52 AM

at the Ranch
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/07/07 01:16 AM

love tequilla terrist
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 09/07/07 02:53 AM

with President Bush.
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/07/07 03:04 AM

Abu-ghraib was hopping
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/07/07 09:22 AM

to the tune
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/07/07 09:30 AM

dancing with "Stars"
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 09/07/07 11:43 AM

while the waterboarders
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/07/07 12:03 PM

spoke of "Freedoms"
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/07/07 01:49 PM

,"femdoms" and "Feith"
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/08/07 01:42 AM

. Geoffrey Bow-Wow Miller

Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/09/07 10:19 AM

did not however
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/09/07 10:43 AM

have enough cockapoos
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 09/09/07 11:41 AM

to make juice
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/09/07 11:52 AM

to please his
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/09/07 11:59 AM

truth seeking interrogators
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/09/07 12:23 PM

having been Gitmoized
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/10/07 03:13 AM

by the Decider
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/10/07 03:49 AM

who was tapping
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/10/07 04:21 AM

Rover gently rapping

Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/10/07 04:32 AM

a wide-stanced man,
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/10/07 04:41 AM

rapping, chamber door
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/10/07 10:12 AM

 Originally Posted By: Tatuma
Rover gently rapping


(off topic! lordy!!! \:o )

with the intention
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 09/10/07 10:18 AM

open a crack
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/10/07 03:19 PM

too much to
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/10/07 09:58 PM

visually digest, but
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 01:27 AM

such is incest...
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 02:14 AM



In the South
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 10:19 AM

(off topic.....good grief, Tat, you remind me of somebody else )


it's the best.
(grin)
Posted by: stereoman

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 12:07 PM

Smelling rancid chocolate,
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 01:27 PM

by congressional wackos
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 04:04 PM

they tap-danced across
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 04:07 PM

...THAT ISN"T CHOCOLATE!...
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 06:06 PM

they shrieked lustily
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 07:26 PM

and shook bustily
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 09:05 PM

and wallowed lustfully
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 09:20 PM

as they swallowed
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 09:25 PM



Stinkhorn Phallus impudicus


magic mushrooms


Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 09:26 PM

the policeman's pride
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 09:28 PM

the disgusting slime
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 09:46 PM

partners in crime
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 09:49 PM

were slathered sublime
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 10:15 PM

in 4/4 time.
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 10:38 PM



Accelerando Prestissimo Fermata-line
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 10:48 PM

Single File Promenade
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 10:56 PM

do-si-do allemand tapping
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 10:59 PM

your stall neighbor
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/11/07 11:12 PM

!yag ton m'I
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/12/07 02:37 PM

while attempting to
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 09/12/07 04:01 PM

initiate social-networking
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/12/07 06:28 PM

, another name for
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/12/07 10:47 PM

intimate oral communication
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/13/07 12:25 AM

among conservative family-values
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/13/07 12:54 AM

always involves "hymns"
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/13/07 08:46 PM

,workouts in gyms,
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/13/07 09:33 PM

and other sordid
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/13/07 10:10 PM

soothing psychotic ponderings.
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/13/07 11:09 PM

Pondering all Northwest
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 09/14/07 12:03 AM

Pacific to Cascades
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/14/07 12:12 AM

sure is purrty



Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 09/14/07 04:11 PM

as was Psychic Cat.
Posted by: beechhouse

Re: 3 word story game - 09/14/07 04:17 PM

Killer tomatoes roll
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 09/14/07 04:29 PM

towards genetically modified
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 09/14/07 04:41 PM

Great White Sharks
Posted by: beechhouse

Re: 3 word story game - 09/14/07 06:36 PM

, the seas incarnedine.
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/14/07 10:08 PM

Psychic cat's claws
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/15/07 05:43 AM

and flappin' jaws
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/15/07 10:55 AM

make me pause
(thanks mr olyve! )
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/15/07 11:35 AM

but not withdraw
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/15/07 02:47 PM

as you should
Posted by: SkyHawk

Re: 3 word story game - 09/15/07 07:16 PM

be completely incoherent.
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/15/07 08:45 PM

Once upon a
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 09/15/07 10:15 PM

exploding beached whale


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/15/07 10:56 PM

a messy tale
Posted by: EmmaG

Re: 3 word story game - 09/16/07 03:56 PM

which took me
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/16/07 07:33 PM

to the water
Posted by: Greger

Re: 3 word story game - 09/16/07 07:47 PM

to wash off
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/16/07 09:07 PM

that which I
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/16/07 10:32 PM

hadn't licked off
Posted by: EmmaG

Re: 3 word story game - 09/16/07 10:48 PM

right before I
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 12:28 AM

called my Ishmael
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 12:39 AM

to settle israel
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 12:56 AM

surrounded by Ahabs
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 01:14 AM

who then licked
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 03:22 AM

but also lacked
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 03:26 AM

Moby's dick that
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 03:30 AM

was really jacked
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 03:36 AM

till Queequeg's harpoon
Posted by: Greger

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 11:19 AM

pierced without mercy
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 07:55 PM

someone named Percy
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 08:42 PM

and left him
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 09:41 PM

over the moon!
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 10:26 PM

His Prince Albert
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 10:47 PM

also feeling good
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 10:56 PM

with Nibelung's Ring
Posted by: Greger

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 11:38 PM

performed for us
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 11:44 PM

with gaseous Gus
Posted by: Greger

Re: 3 word story game - 09/17/07 11:56 PM

on armpit trumpet
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/18/07 12:55 AM

flapping flatuent fleugelhorn
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/18/07 01:00 AM

tootin' treacherous tunes
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/18/07 01:28 AM

breathe gathering gloom
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/18/07 04:06 AM

with no perfume
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/18/07 04:29 AM

. Cold-hearted orb
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/18/07 04:10 PM

weighing over three
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 09/18/07 04:43 PM

billion kilograms more
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/18/07 08:35 PM

or maybe less
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/18/07 10:02 PM



Ophelia Uranus' moon
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/18/07 11:06 PM

erupted too soon
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/18/07 11:28 PM

ashes flowing pyroclastically
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/19/07 11:02 PM

exploding wonderfully, enthusiastically
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/19/07 11:11 PM

Pele's ejecta covered
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 12:22 AM

the mass's asses
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 12:29 AM

burying burrito's bumms
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 01:12 AM

and Georgy's thumbs
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 02:06 AM

Porgy's puddin pie
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 11:15 AM

reestablished courtliness 'neath
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 11:22 AM

the Twin-Citie's throne
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 12:47 PM

noncommodiously standing squatting athwart
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 12:51 PM

a toe-tapping dwarf
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 12:59 PM

Leprechaun's Rainbow reward
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 01:01 PM

 Originally Posted By: Fermi paradox
noncommodiously standing squatting athwart


off topic "Athwart" LOL

resume serious thread


TAT
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 01:10 PM

(eschewing intramarital pudendum)
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 01:18 PM

probing seminal deferentailly
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 01:23 PM

stepwise surveying proclivity
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 01:24 PM

the giant-headed serpent

too big to fit as image
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 01:32 PM

masquerading mounted constabulary
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 01:34 PM

get their man


Royal canadian
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 01:38 PM

in the endTHE END
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 01:42 PM

eschewing Proctology Annals
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 01:46 PM

appropriate bathroom reading
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 01:53 PM

ie Category Extreme modifications
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 02:10 PM

Trans-stall interrogatories aside,
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 02:33 PM

lollygagging unbuckled frontiersmen
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 03:18 PM

masticated anhydrous jerky
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 09/20/07 04:05 PM

while peregrinating along
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/21/07 01:04 AM

unctuously undulating. Unsnargling
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/21/07 09:48 AM

unctuously undulating. Unsnargling
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/21/07 01:54 PM

he started repeating
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 09/21/07 02:21 PM

, redundantly repeating again,
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/21/07 11:54 PM

confusedly confabulating consnargling
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 12:09 AM

but we resnargle...
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 12:24 AM

re re R E S P E C T!
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 12:31 AM

And suddenly, George
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 01:02 AM

decided to try
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 01:10 AM

the trust citizens
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 01:13 AM

dubyasnargling down Kabal"s
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 01:22 AM

a bad bet
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 02:25 AM

better than Baggedad
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 02:51 AM

. His lanaguage though
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 02:57 AM

confused the cryptographers
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 03:06 AM

and his handlers
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 12:40 PM

Gannon, Rove, & Scotty
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 02:15 PM

handling each other
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 02:35 PM

probing un-Christian sloppy
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 04:07 PM

and otherwise vile
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/22/07 05:56 PM

secretion oozing from
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/23/07 12:00 AM

mouths of boobs
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/23/07 12:12 AM

drooling shaming BullshitMastiffs

Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/23/07 10:21 AM

"Drooling shaming BullshitMastiffs"
disgusted, painfully listen
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/23/07 01:19 PM

exclusively old-testiement God
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 12:26 AM

fearing toe tappers
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 02:01 AM

horning into line
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 02:25 AM

to toot flute
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 02:27 AM

hum sax organ
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 02:36 AM

preemptively decoupling buggerers
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 02:52 AM

POTUS interruptus accoplicated
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 03:04 AM

,retrad (directed posteriorly),
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 03:09 AM

SCROTUS slapping behind
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 09:36 AM

"Bill!!!", Hillary shouted, \:o
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 10:26 AM

I'm top-dog now
Posted by: Greger

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 10:37 AM

and Bill replied
Posted by: Snargle

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 10:55 AM

Want a bone?
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 11:21 AM

Not that femur!!
Posted by: Schlack

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 02:58 PM

you unsavoury dreamer
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 06:51 PM

"I'm saving myself"
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 11:28 PM

for Nubby Chubby
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 11:30 PM

gentleman stcallers, Stelllaaaa!
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/25/07 11:36 PM

Blanche loved strangers

Off topic: How did you edit that without leaving an edit mark?

Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/26/07 12:03 AM

masked Lone Rangers,
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/26/07 12:22 AM

and Toto too
Posted by: BC

Re: 3 word story game - 09/26/07 12:29 AM

tutu down butt
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/26/07 12:42 AM

Mandela up & alive
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/26/07 02:30 AM

would soon deprive
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/26/07 02:45 AM

Rove of Jive

Rove Jive
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/26/07 04:22 AM

MC Lying doggo
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/26/07 04:24 AM

gets up fleabit
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/28/07 04:48 PM

tappin' a gay
Posted by: Fermi paradox

Re: 3 word story game - 09/28/07 07:34 PM

because he can
Posted by: SuZQ

Re: 3 word story game - 09/28/07 08:58 PM

and still declare,
Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/28/07 09:25 PM

"I'm not gay!"
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/29/07 12:08 AM

The giant serpent

Off topic, having come full circle...

Posted by: olyve

Re: 3 word story game - 09/29/07 03:06 AM

(Omg! \:o )

didn't swallow it
Posted by: Tatuma

Re: 3 word story game - 09/29/07 03:35 AM

just deep throated
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 02:48 AM

The logic of some peoples posts around here, who shall remain un-named are somewhat hard to follow, and border on non-sequetarianism.It brings new meaning to offtopic. Who were these weirdos anyway, and can I have some of whatever they were having? One can only hope that such a dangerous and destructive process never, ever starts again!!!
Tat

Meanwhile, back at

Originally Posted By: pdx rick
Our complete story so far...

One fine day..... a nimrod suggested between pork chops, that love is just a memory of a time of slow steamed honeyed figs and muddy footprints. Through countless fruitless editions, punctuated with occasional gasps of delight and shrieks of raucous audience guffaws, that circulated througout they sporadically appended as they dared to ingest vast amounts of Kool-aid laced with vodka, until she turned into a wonkette.

But a senator who shouldn't have unzipped his pants confronted the President crying out, "I'm Up for re-election!"

"No, Dick, you're not the decider."

Limply walking away, a turgid thought impossible as he lifted the skirt of first lady's pink, lacy knickers amidst adolescent snickers, he parted the fringes of her curly bangs, but that was not really her hair.

Meantime, back at the undisclosed location, the world's most secretive, unpopular vice Eunuchtary Executive dangled his storied namesake, cursing nitroglycerin's contraindications and started the penile prosthesis pumping. Amidst gasps and snickers, Rove's spin came all unspun in a most unpredictable way.

The Rovian hairpiece flew onto the plate of Michelle Merkin's maternal grandmothers favorite Irish stew where Psychic Cat simmered. Gonzales scooped Psychic freshly killed possum, fenny snake fillet, they screamed ole! Clicking their castanets, Gonzales denied everything and fled from proud Hispanics everywhere only to open a waterboarding franchise in competition with mudwrestling with good saucy Mexican food, free chips, prostitutes au gratin, and delicious draft microbrews.

Vouchers were distributed until the police was excluded since . . .

Meanwhile, at Guantanamo Alberto's tortured dreams flipped a flop causing Al to suddenly remember everything. So he called National Inquirer, and Spilled his guts softly breathing a tortured sigh. "Why was killing retarded in the first Texas Bush administration?" And yet now regrets not torturing more before he became the "decider" and blindly entered The Twilight Zone where Burgess Meredith and his band struck up a smokin little ditty.

A vaguely familiar mood came over the crackling airwaves amidst an array of bandaged aliens sporting brightly colored Hawaiian shirts and CDs by The Flying Burrito Brothers. And so with scads of ado, scabs of doodoo, slabs of caribou, Sobs from who? Scooby from Doo says, "What y'all, Its Scooby Doo!"

The penile prosthesis surged pointlessly into the oblivion of category five surges and black holes. Then a man became a woman and she grew abundant ripe tomatoes that oozed juices when delicately squeezed over the head of a prtotuberant adolescence with a cowlick located just below his ear. “Twas a matter of grave and callous depravity to all involved with Wolfowitz dictum that ended in pain.

"Why?" bemoaned General Jerry Boykin as he stepped onto the Kaba he knelt and opened a big bottle of Oban only to find a hidden microphone stashed in his top hat and said, "Smoke that cube for Osama Right Honorable Schlack. Going, you neocon, gets weird inhaling. Its time to pack it up. Boykin signals skyward, shyly indicating his disappearing blue balloon.

Fundyban tractor beam is the solution Then a Homeland Security Agent, feeling extremely authoritarian, grabbed his shiny though bulbous nose and went 'Honk!'

"Gesundheit!" said the President of Lithuania. as he flushed a Cuban cigar down Lewinski's toilet . Toilet she said? And he said, "I asked nicely seat down PLEASE. But that's not the mission accomplicated isn't my agenda," It was Barney who hid the old Rover's bone from Jeff Gannon. He yelled out where's Ted's haggard and bring me meth and man Ass on a...

Sunday morning here and time for a bloody Mary with my grits and Yankee friends! She shudders convulsively, bacon grease dripping off her flip-flops (grit high formal-ware) stripped neked in preparation for services of a "real" old time snake-handling church of the holy rigid members led by Pastor Castor, the Disaster Master baiter who rubbed his hands around his snake which proved fake but more real than stuffed armadillos

She said lordy! during the transubstantiation I need libation , a large donation swallow the leader more the meatier Yahhl Catholics now witness others holier embrace the Ewecharist stone the Satanist . The Holy Mega-bong of righteous salvation smoke and ashes.

The next day, a hermit carrying a peace pipe and mumbling incoherently about President Bush Man of Swaziland as he's known amongst close friends who don't know Swish from Swazz, finally emerged from the Bechuanaland embassy men’s' room, tapping gently on my chamber door, Quoth The Rover. Unfortunately the raven-haired hermit unaware reality existed sat meditating on the ejection seat misfired yet again.

Damn he said meanwhile the snake-handling Rovian mad scientist Screamed "ITS ALIVE" Choking the constrictor so to speak fighting the inevitability of an outraged undercover policeman urinating on the tarmac of Minneapolis/St. Paul Airport.

Meanwhile, over at Larry's Lizard Lounge, holy rigid members limply limped sideways checking waxy protuberances looking for wicks to wet, Sticky wickets being best for pitching crickets found only in certain unsavory places. the British abandoned but then countermanded Thatching her Falkland awning from Aukland. yawning from Yorkshire Dorsetshire, Wiltshire, and Hampshire hurricanes hardly happen but often fatten more often flatten lyrics by Clapton. got me on my knees for heaven's sake drain the lake Layla please take it. You'll love bell bottom blews which don't loose color fading away because that would loose this feeling gotta go to work ,so to speak, on the tag-team for a better whiter, brighter smile brush with Comet.

Ouch that hurts! Torture should hurt only when used by a qualified Purple People Eater twirling his eggbeater in creamy batter that doesn't splatter or get sticky. It doesn't matter who screams loudest only who gets most outta it!

The giant serpent, personal friend to Adam and Steve pondered the eggbeater neither had eggs, or wooden legs to stand on.

Like Viviparous Snakes with nasty shakes avoided more doggerel lavatory tap-dance advances, from Pastor Disaster and his charming fur lined cod-piece, fur harvested from organically-raised gerbils from his niece's Bush combed locks.

Meanwhile, anticipating two overweight Scotsmen waddled their way down Essex Quay eating haggis they saw Bono and Cher of course before the divorce and brain damage from slippery slopes from Tuna Hotdish! pulling a bono strolling along Liffey smelling the roses, hearing U2's "Gloria” in excellcious deodorant.

The English bulldog cocked its AK-47 and headed a football across to help Michigan. but alas it was too late. Much too late. Midnight.

The pumpkin was not needed 4+20 blackbirds filled philosophy of collectivism Hegeling with Rousseau tapping for Mandingo born Frederick Lamont (favorite stall neighbor of Larry Craig).

Good grief y'all its twew its true. I'm tapping for Mandingo. Of course, the downside to this caucus filabuster cloture is the reality of Bush's delusions that he is the Grandmaster of Up or Down, left or right.

Just remember this, nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'. Except Craig left holding a loitering ticket.
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 08:47 AM



Shall we continue our game? It's only been on a 10-year hiatus. coffee
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 02:07 PM

It WAS fun
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 02:27 PM

Until the children
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 02:28 PM

went to college
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 03:07 PM

carrying Trump lunchboxes
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 03:15 PM

with tracking devices

It was fun untiil the children went to college carrying Trump w lunch boxes with tracking devices
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 03:58 PM

- very muddy shoes -
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 04:22 PM

from burying secret
Posted by: pdx rick

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 05:30 PM


information that nobody
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 05:45 PM

looked for until
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 05:51 PM

T-rumps Russian hairpiece

It was fun until the children went to college carrying Trump lunch boxes with tracking devices very muddy shoes from burying secret information that nobody looked for until T-rumps Russian hairpiece...
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 06:19 PM

began sending messages
Posted by: Ujest Shurly

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 07:00 PM

by dead drop
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 07:36 PM

decipherable only by
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 08:07 PM

Russia sympathizing halfwits
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 08:44 PM

on house intelligence
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 09:29 PM

, or lack thereof,
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 09:47 PM

stipulated by Constructionist
Posted by: Ujest Shurly

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 10:05 PM

breathing fresh smog
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 03/28/17 10:28 PM

Courtesy of presidential
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 12:30 AM

outhouse vent located
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 01:45 AM

in EPA crater
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 01:54 AM

next to satan
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 02:16 AM

holding his Furmata
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 03:36 AM

by its ears
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 03:45 AM

he waxed cadenzically
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 11:11 AM

his Rolls Royce
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 11:26 AM

spreading Mothers Carnauba
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 12:31 PM

like cheap lies
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 12:54 PM

in flagrante delicto
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 02:12 PM

are worshipped by
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 02:47 PM

peregrinating papal potentates


It was fun until the children went to college carrying Trump lunch boxes with tracking devices very muddy shoes from burying secret information that nobody looked for until T-rumps Russian hairpiece... began sending messages by dead drop decipherable only by Russia sympathizing halfwits on house intelligence , or lack thereof, stipulated by Constructionist Courtesy of presidential outhouse vent located in EPA crater next to satan holding his Furmata by its ears he waxed cadenzically his Rolls Royce spreading Mothers Carnauba like cheap lies in flagrante delicto are worshipped by peregrinating papal potentates

This may need some judicious commas for clarity and to prevent an exercise in high-stakes grammar pedantry.

Wares' that Spag to help us figure out whats' what in their there?

Tat



Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 03:23 PM

alliterating all over
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 03:44 PM

Hertford, Hereford, Hampshire
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 04:32 PM

and harassing Hoosiers.
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 05:23 PM

Maim morassing moosers
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 06:09 PM

"Enough!", he exclaimed,
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 06:11 PM

interrupting itinerate interlopers

(Yes, I cheated)
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 06:46 PM

jacobin jabberwockish jargonauts
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 07:00 PM

offtopic

I furgot NWP Esquire was a mod, and I may not have been sufficiently respectful. So with all dues respect, please dont jail the jungle jaguar into the alliteration box, though I cheat a bit.

Tat
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 07:02 PM

My skirt's unclean.
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 07:03 PM

played pinochle persistently
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/29/17 07:14 PM

quixotic quahog quagmire
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/30/17 01:41 AM

To Hell with Alliterations

Meanwhile...

Spicy Russian dressing
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 03/30/17 01:54 AM

is just the
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/30/17 02:30 AM

purfect Lutefisk topping
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 03/30/17 03:00 AM

if you're Russian
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 03/30/17 03:18 AM

and stark rrrrrraving
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/30/17 03:38 AM

mittens you naughty
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 03/30/17 05:42 AM

Yer all assholes
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/30/17 05:57 AM

subtly changing tone
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 03/30/17 05:05 PM

, searching for conclusions,
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/30/17 05:14 PM

in alternate dimensional
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 03/30/17 11:00 PM

galaxies of alternatives
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 03/30/17 11:30 PM

and a plethora
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 03/31/17 01:42 AM

of abgnormally gnarly
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 03/31/17 01:42 AM

gnostic gnoshing gnomes
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/31/17 02:17 AM

gnu gnocchi gneiss
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 03/31/17 02:52 AM

I call gnuncle!
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/31/17 03:25 AM

Uncle Grandpa's tiger
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 03/31/17 05:03 PM

smell the rainbow!
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 03/31/17 05:48 PM

Penetrating Stay Puff
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 04/01/17 05:22 AM

In such tender
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/01/17 12:52 PM

cuts of meat
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/01/17 12:56 PM

needed fluffer nutter
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/01/17 04:08 PM

to complete sentence. sandwich
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/01/17 05:28 PM

gimme Hershey S'more
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/01/17 06:22 PM

so I can
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/01/17 07:40 PM

saturate Tetrahydro-beta-carbolines (THbetaCs) receptors
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/02/17 06:36 AM

and bliss out
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/02/17 12:12 PM

like George Winston
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/02/17 03:15 PM

Striding big easy
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 04/04/17 03:27 AM

Saturate what? Man!
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/04/17 03:56 AM

What you ate?
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 04/04/17 03:40 PM

TatumAH said "Striding big easy"



in tall galoshes
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/04/17 04:38 PM

blown' some jazz
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/04/17 08:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Spag-hetti
Saturate what? Man!


Chocolate, Neuroscience for Kids

Quote:
Tomas Herraiz, a Spanish chemist, has isolated one more chemical from chocolate. Dr. Herraiz has found alkaloids called tetrahydro-beta-carbolines in chocolate and cocoa. The newly discovered compound, tetrahydro-beta-carboline, and the family of chemicals it belongs to, beta-carboline alkaloids, affect the central nervous system in several ways:

They are mild inhibitors of an enzyme called monoamine oxidase (MAO). MAO is an enzyme that destroys monoamine neurotransmitters (norepinephrine, dopamine, serotonin).

They work by inhibiting the reuptake of the serotonin. The net result is an increase in the amount of serotonin within the synapse.

They inhibit the binding of benzodiazepines on their receptors. This results in a decrease in the level of the neurotransmitter GABA.

Serotonin and dopamine have been shown to influence mood, food intake and compulsive behaviors. Because alkaloids affect these neurotransmitters they may also affect these behaviors. Many people say that chocolate makes them feel happy and relaxed. Perhaps you have felt these feelings after eating chocolate. Some people even "crave" chocolate, hence the sort-of-serious name "chocoholic," for someone who is "addicted" to chocolate. In fact, the alkaloids tetrahydro-beta-carbolines have been implicated in one addictive behavior: alcoholism.


Thus: On-topic , in context, even with the random topicality of the 3 word game.
Tat
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/04/17 09:07 PM

Originally Posted By: logtroll
blown' some jazz


Satchmo's Mini Smootcher

Tat
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/05/17 05:30 AM

cool, so cool
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/05/17 06:04 AM

Originally Posted By: NW Ponderer
cool, so cool


swingers eschewing bebop
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/05/17 05:09 PM

riding in jalops
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/05/17 06:57 PM

Howling with Ginsberg
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/05/17 10:53 PM

smoking a hookah
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 12:49 AM

blotting Owsley Paisleys

Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 01:10 AM

pH being .05
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 01:13 AM

Ain’ta man alive
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 02:23 AM

well . . . he was!
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 04:33 AM

Originally Posted By: Ken Condon
pH being .05


log(0.05) = log(5*10^{-2}) = log(5) + log(10^{-2}) = log(5) +(-2)*
log(10)
= log(5) -2*1 = log(5) - 2.

Now, log(5) = 0.69897... and so

log(0.05) = 0.69897 - 2

= -1.30103
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 04:35 AM

Originally Posted By: Ken Condon
Ain’ta man alive


"Yer all assholes"
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 04:37 AM

Originally Posted By: Irked
well . . . he was!


Until enlightenment darkened
Posted by: Ujest Shurly

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 03:09 PM

Charmin cleaned up
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 03:13 PM

Whipple's squeezed loaf
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 03:29 PM

in aisle four
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 04:00 PM

where fairies dwell
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 09:32 PM

Quote:
”Yer all assholes"

Yer darn tootin!
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 11:12 PM

Rootin' tootin' cowboy
Posted by: Ujest Shurly

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 11:16 PM

after eating beans
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/06/17 11:20 PM

Don Rickles died
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 01:05 AM

Makes me sad
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 02:42 AM

makes me frown
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 02:51 AM

makes me insult
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 02:54 AM

Originally Posted By: Don Rickles
Quote:
”Yer all assholes"

Yer darn tootin!
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 03:15 AM

I call truce? Hmm
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 03:30 AM

offtopic It wasnt me, I've been invaded by Rickles Soul who isnt quite ready to leave. He may be done now, time will tell! LOL
Tat

Meanwhile: after eating beans
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 03:33 AM

The crowd dispersed
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 03:42 AM

Trending upwind where
Posted by: Ujest Shurly

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 03:48 AM

the cows were
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 04:00 AM

masticating each udder
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 04:21 AM

Juan teat atta
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 04:31 AM

time to ungulate
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 04:36 AM

Donald Trumps implants. ----(period)
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/07/17 04:45 AM

Head in :----(colon)
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 04/08/17 01:41 AM

clouds dreaming days
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/08/17 03:57 AM

both sides now
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/08/17 05:27 PM

of his mouth
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/08/17 08:22 PM

sounding flatal attractions
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/09/17 03:44 AM

was smart feller
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/09/17 04:30 PM

who never made
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/10/17 02:48 AM

Trumps melena blacken
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/10/17 11:53 AM

from intestinal frackin'
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/10/17 12:42 PM

by tiny orange
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 04/11/17 02:06 PM

Trump Tower minions
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/12/17 04:24 AM

winged monkeys erupting
Posted by: Ujest Shurly

Re: 3 word story game - 04/12/17 04:46 AM

from Trump's festering
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/12/17 11:42 AM

worm filled brain
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/12/17 07:43 PM

neurocysticercosis improved cognition
Posted by: Irked

Re: 3 word story game - 04/13/17 03:01 AM

in interstellar overdrive
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/13/17 04:49 AM

Originally Posted By: Irked
in interstellar overdrive


dilithium crystals failed
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/13/17 09:43 AM

She's gonna blow!
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/13/17 01:48 PM

Kardashian's again Scotty?
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 04/13/17 03:15 PM

way down below
Posted by: Ujest Shurly

Re: 3 word story game - 04/13/17 07:08 PM

all she's got
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/14/17 01:41 AM

Originally Posted By: Ujest Shurly
all she's got


Cranked to eleven
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/14/17 08:35 PM

onyer radio dial
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/15/17 02:34 PM

"BORN TO BE...."
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/15/17 03:45 PM

wildebeest, what's gnu
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/15/17 06:16 PM

besides the obvious
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/15/17 08:10 PM

clarified by comas


This may need some judicious commas for clarity and to prevent an exercise in high-stakes grammar pedantry.

Wares' that Spag to help us figure out whats' what in their there?
Tat

It was fun until the children went to college carrying Trump lunch boxes with tracking devices very muddy shoes from burying secret information that nobody looked for until T-rumps Russian hairpiece... began sending messages by dead drop decipherable only by Russia sympathizing halfwits on house intelligence , or lack thereof, stipulated by Constructionist Courtesy of presidential outhouse vent located in EPA crater next to satan holding his Furmata by its ears he waxed cadenzically his Rolls Royce spreading Mothers Carnauba like cheap lies in flagrante delicto are worshipped by peregrinating papal potentates


alliterating all over
Hertford, Hereford, Hampshire
and harassing Hoosiers.
Maim morassing moosers
jacobin jabberwockish jargonauts
jail the jungle
jaguar into the
alliteration box, though
I cheat a bit.
My skirt's unclean.
played pinochle persistently

quixotic quahog quagmire
To Hell with Alliterations
Meanwhile...
Spicy Russian dressing
is just the
purfect Lutefisk topping
if you're Russian
and stark rrrrrraving
mittens you naughty
Yer all assholes
subtly changing tone
, searching for conclusions,
in alternate dimensional
galaxies of alternatives
and a plethora
of abgnormally gnarly
gnostic gnoshing gnomes
gnu gnocchi gneiss
I call gnuncle!
Uncle Grandpa's tiger
smell the rainbow!
Penetrating Stay Puff
In such tender
cuts of meat
needed fluffer nutter
to complete sentence. sandwich
gimme Hershey S'more
so I can
saturate Tetrahydro-beta-carbolines (THbetaCs) receptors
and bliss out
like George Winston
like George Winston
Striding big easy
Saturate what? Man!
What you ate?
"Striding big easy"
in tall galoshes
Saturate what? Man!
blown' some jazz
Satchmo's Mini Smootcher
cool, so cool
swingers eschewing bebop
riding in jalops
Howling with Ginsberg
smoking a hookah

Originally Posted By: TatumAH
blotting Owsley Paisleys


Ain’ta man alive
"Yer all assholes"
well . . . he was!
Until enlightenment darkened
Charmin cleaned up
Whipple's squeezed loaf
in aisle four
where fairies dwell
”Yer all assholes"
Yer darn tootin!
Rootin' tootin' cowboy
after eating beans
Don Rickles died
Makes me sad
makes me frown
makes me insult
”Yer all assholes"
Yer darn tootin!
Meanwhile: after eating beans
The crowd dispersed
Trending upwind where
the cows were
masticating each udder
Juan teat atta
time to ungulate
Donald Trumps implants. ----(period)
Head in :----(colon)
clouds dreaming days
both sides now
of his mouth
sounding flatal attractions
was smart feller
who never made
Trumps melena blacken
from intestinal frackin'
by tiny orange
Trump Tower minions
winged monkeys erupting
from Trump's festering
worm filled brain
neurocysticercosis improved cognition
in interstellar overdrive
dilithium crystals failed
She's gonna blow!
Kardashian's again Scotty?
way down below
all she's got
Cranked to eleven
onyer radio dial
"BORN TO BE...."
wildebeest, what's gnu
besides the obvious
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/16/17 12:45 AM

Looks grammerratically correct
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/16/17 05:29 AM

hairy hound from
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/18/17 04:16 PM

Non-sequitur Vs.Loose Associations
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 04/18/17 07:52 PM

Afghanistan,my man
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/19/17 02:36 AM

Chad, my lad
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/19/17 02:59 AM

Why? Master Bate?
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/19/17 03:49 AM

Mentally-I mean.
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/19/17 04:05 AM

If you're fappy
Posted by: Ujest Shurly

Re: 3 word story game - 04/19/17 01:58 PM

This Fappy? ROTFMOL
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/19/17 02:30 PM

"Clap" your hands!
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/19/17 03:32 PM

to make sense
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/19/17 05:01 PM

"stomp" your fleet
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/20/17 12:54 AM

To Trumps “Armada”
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/20/17 01:47 AM

Nissan's sales soar
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/20/17 02:59 AM

Say no more
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/20/17 03:37 AM

Which way's Calais?
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/21/17 10:38 PM

Where wogs begin
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/22/17 01:49 PM

Flibbertigibbets reign supreme
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/23/17 04:34 AM

Fapping your giblets?
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/23/17 03:18 PM

Nay, I'm unfappable.
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 04/23/17 03:19 PM

(I, specifically, lie)
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/23/17 03:41 PM

Excellent, glad-handing ThumbsUp underappreciated
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/23/17 03:54 PM

Signing statements, abound
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/27/17 01:07 PM

with bills housebound
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/27/17 01:21 PM

Bill's gone, bub
Posted by: Ujest Shurly

Re: 3 word story game - 04/27/17 02:13 PM

hiding tax returns
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/27/17 02:29 PM

golden liquidity streams
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 04/27/17 05:31 PM

in reverse flow
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/27/17 05:59 PM

sucked back through
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/27/17 08:02 PM

in side out
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/27/17 09:41 PM

like rooster cloaca
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/27/17 10:05 PM

egging everyone on
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/28/17 01:59 AM

scrambling eggwhite slimy
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/28/17 12:12 PM

into fluffy omelettes
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 04/28/17 06:10 PM

served on hashbrownies
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/28/17 06:38 PM

or maybe #brownies?
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/28/17 07:52 PM

#Girl Scout Cookies
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 04/29/17 12:51 AM

Give me munchies
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/29/17 01:45 AM

Pull my scrunchies
Posted by: Ken Condon

Re: 3 word story game - 04/29/17 02:04 AM

Heave your lunchies
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/29/17 02:58 AM

sniffing that Kimchi
Posted by: Ujest Shurly

Re: 3 word story game - 04/30/17 03:26 PM

Kimchi smells good
Posted by: Ujest Shurly

Re: 3 word story game - 04/30/17 03:27 PM

Unlike dung trump
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 04/30/17 04:41 PM

OK then Blackwood
Posted by: Spag-hetti

Re: 3 word story game - 05/04/17 02:09 PM

but red wooden
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 05/04/17 03:41 PM

clogs of Dutch
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 05/05/17 12:45 AM

trippen my bunions
Posted by: logtroll

Re: 3 word story game - 05/05/17 10:47 AM

on soft-boiled onions
Posted by: NW Ponderer

Re: 3 word story game - 05/05/17 06:13 PM

missing the point
Posted by: TatumAH

Re: 3 word story game - 05/05/17 06:56 PM

79% of Americans