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#191500 - 08/19/11 05:34 PM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: issodhos]
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Sounds like tripe soup.

Tripe is Stomach, not intestine. Tripe works best in soups and stews, intestine is much better fried.
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#191505 - 08/19/11 06:48 PM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: Greger]
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My dad was born in China and liked that intestines and pork liver in special sauce. It was one of his favorite dishes. I wouldn't touch it. I do like the steamed buns(filled with Chinese-style BBQ pork). We call them cha shu bao. I don't like trip. either.
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#191507 - 08/19/11 07:10 PM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: Scoutgal]
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A small church in Texas had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, the proper church ladies were upset. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another Organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them all around the nipples of her breasts. She told her that this would shrink them, but warned her not to eat or get any of the green persimmons in her mouth, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to speak properly for a while'. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said....

'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday.'
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#191508 - 08/19/11 07:24 PM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: Phil Hoskins]
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Originally Posted By: Phil Hoskins
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A small church in Texas had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, the proper church ladies were upset. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another Organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them all around the nipples of her breasts. She told her that this would shrink them, but warned her not to eat or get any of the green persimmons in her mouth, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to speak properly for a while'. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said....

'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday.'

Phil, do you have a link please? LOL
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#191547 - 08/20/11 01:07 AM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: logtroll]
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sorry, email to me
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#191552 - 08/20/11 01:42 AM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: numan]
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'

Since I am a National Treasure, I feel that people should compete for the honor of supporting me.

And I'm sure your fellow Canadians are fighting for the honour.
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#191554 - 08/20/11 01:44 AM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: Phil Hoskins]
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Originally Posted By: Phil Hoskins
A small church in Texas had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, the proper church ladies were upset. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another Organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them all around the nipples of her breasts. She told her that this would shrink them, but warned her not to eat or get any of the green persimmons in her mouth, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to speak properly for a while'. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said....

'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday.'


ROTFMOL

Shoulda guessed that sex was involved given it was a Church scenario. coffee

Randy ministers and voluptuous women have gone together since...well, Hester Prynne. Hmm
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#191571 - 08/20/11 10:42 AM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: pdx rick]
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#191589 - 08/20/11 04:07 PM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: Schlack]
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I am pleased to announce that my daughter, as of last night, is engaged to be married! Mr. Scoutgal and I really like our son-in-law to be, and we atr very happy for them. laugh
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#191590 - 08/20/11 04:13 PM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: Scoutgal]
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