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#191591 - 08/20/11 04:19 PM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: Phil Hoskins]
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Originally Posted By: Phil Hoskins
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A small church in Texas had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, the proper church ladies were upset. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another Organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them all around the nipples of her breasts. She told her that this would shrink them, but warned her not to eat or get any of the green persimmons in her mouth, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to speak properly for a while'. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said....

'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday.'
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#191592 - 08/20/11 05:20 PM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: pdx rick]
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Congraulations to future-to-be Mother-in-Law Scout, and which will then lead to future, furture, grandma-to-be. smile

...is ok to just say 'grandma' now? Hmm


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#191593 - 08/20/11 05:37 PM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: pdx rick]
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Congratulations to future-to-be Mother-in-Law Scout, and which will then lead to future, future, grandma-to-be. smile

...is ok to just say 'grandma' now? Hmm


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I can't wait to be a grandma! And it will be Po Po, the Chinese(Cantonese) word for maternal grandmother.
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#191613 - 08/21/11 12:05 AM Re: Round Table for August 14th through 20th 2011 [Re: pdx rick]
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Ha j le !

W b gn jia nn la-p, ke shi w xing jia nn la p-po shi ke xng de---yin we nn yu p-xin ! wink
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