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#221507 - 05/03/12 02:30 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#221976 - 05/08/12 06:36 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#221985 - 05/08/12 08:06 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#222074 - 05/09/12 09:55 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#222153 - 05/10/12 04:01 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#222183 - 05/10/12 07:19 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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A guy got arrested for playing the guitar. He was fingering a minor.

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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

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When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crępes.

Velcro — what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.

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#222301 - 05/11/12 07:54 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#222302 - 05/11/12 07:55 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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