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#222308 - 05/11/12 08:02 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#222337 - 05/11/12 11:41 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#222341 - 05/11/12 11:51 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#222350 - 05/12/12 12:17 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Originally Posted By: Golem

Whoa! Mitt Romney is using this watch for his campaign platform!
Originally Posted By: mittromney
Value: Poor people can't buy it, which makes it automatically better. The sad-face expressions on people at the soup kitchen when I show it off are beyond priceless. One time I made a guy think I was going to give it to him because he liked it, but then I was like "naw man, you would probably just sell it and buy a house or something. That's lame."

Ability to conquer foreign lands: This watch actually caused several earthquakes in third-world countries when I set my alarm for multiple time zones.

Ability to offend hippies: It offends hippies. All of them.

Ability to offend bleeding-heart whiners: This one chick was like "you could sell that and build a house for poor people!" And I was like "yeah, I totally could. But that would be stupid because then I wouldn't have this awesome watch." She was upset, which was pretty cool.

Ability to cure disease: If everyone bought this watch, absolutely no money would go to disease research and all the people with disease would die so all the disease would die with them. It's sound logic and in the owner's manual for the watch.
Awesome!
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#222686 - 05/15/12 09:41 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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A woman was looking to renew and update her welfare status.

Welfare agent: “Your application states that your husband died five years ago, but you report children aged four, three, two, one, and one in the oven. Can you explain this?”

Applicant: ”He died, I didn’t!”

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#222905 - 05/18/12 05:55 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#223596 - 05/23/12 08:33 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#223819 - 05/25/12 03:39 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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