Holy cow, Gregger ... you fry and BAKE in this weather? Do you have an outdoor kitchen?
I was going to brag about having lentil tacos ... because though my family is omnivorous, we occasionally have a meatless night. I simmer the beans on the side burner of our gas grill outside.
And yes, I admit we use gas instead of virgin charcoal. You make me feel culinarily (is that a word?) challenged.
Just a Missouri school teacher ... stubborn as a mule and addicted to logic.