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#234648 - 08/26/12 09:16 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Did she even know if he would come or not?
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#234657 - 08/26/12 10:32 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Guy goes into a bar where there's a robot bartender.The robot says, "What'll you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey."

The robot brings his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, "What'll you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey."

Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers .

The guy leaves, but finds it interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What'll you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, 'bout 50.

The robot leans in close and says, "So, you going to vote for Romney?"
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#234673 - 08/26/12 11:32 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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I've looked at clouds from both sides now....
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#235011 - 08/30/12 08:46 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#235061 - 08/31/12 02:17 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#235063 - 08/31/12 02:25 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Overheard at church, "Thank God we weren't killed in the tornado that destroyed our house!"
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#235066 - 08/31/12 03:00 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: logtroll]
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Quote:
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Overheard at church, "Thank God we weren't killed in the tornado that destroyed our house!"


Faint praise.
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#235103 - 08/31/12 05:10 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#235136 - 08/31/12 10:51 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#235364 - 09/02/12 06:30 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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That eggplant is in something of a flaccid state.
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