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#235366 - 09/02/12 06:43 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Actually, I think it is symbolically accurate -- an empty chair for an empty suit. coffee
Yours,
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#235417 - 09/03/12 05:02 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#235445 - 09/03/12 07:53 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#235471 - 09/04/12 03:19 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Actual Craigslist ad:

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my wife is making me sell this super awesome nightstand - $40 (Clinton, MS)

Date: 2012-09-01, 4:11PM EDT

This nightstand is super awesome. In fact, it's so awesome my wife is making me get rid of it. The nightstand comes complete with two drawers. I mainly used one drawer to store a bunch of magazines I never had time to read, and the other drawer stored a bunch of old license plates that I wasn't allowed to hang up in our bedroom. Also, I have never vomited inside the nightstand.

The nightstand is pretty old, it's a hand me down from my dad. However, it has served me well and hopefully it can serve you well until your wife makes you sell it.


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#235509 - 09/04/12 04:15 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#235515 - 09/04/12 05:15 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Yeah. It's been one of those days.
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#235586 - 09/05/12 03:08 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: numan]
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That eggplant is in something of a flaccid state.


Depends on how you look at it

This is the view from Canada.
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#235626 - 09/05/12 04:00 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Yes, Greger, it is true that from Canada (and from much of the rest of the world) the United States appears to be afflicted by an over-abundance (or rather, superfluity) of testosterone. wink

By the way, notice the two mitts stretching to clutch Canada.

One shudders to think what US intentions are -- considering the state Florida is in !!


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#235637 - 09/05/12 06:38 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: numan]
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Florida isn't in a state, Florida is a state!
rolleyes LOL
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#235644 - 09/05/12 07:07 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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It's a state in a state of ________ [fill in the blank].
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