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#235663 - 09/05/12 09:26 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: numan]
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Don't worry about Maine.

Everybody knows you caan't git tharr fraum hare.

And if that's true, they can't get anywhere from wherever they are.
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#235708 - 09/06/12 07:46 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#235716 - 09/06/12 09:49 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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LOL ROTFMOL

Thank you. Bow
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#235741 - 09/07/12 02:20 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#235771 - 09/07/12 03:52 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Liz, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "[censored]".

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Liz called him a "s*** head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with ROMNEY stickers on it!!!!
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#235780 - 09/07/12 07:31 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Phil Hoskins]
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Now that's making good use of an afternoon. Bow
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#235785 - 09/07/12 08:02 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Phil Hoskins]
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Originally Posted By: Phil Hoskins
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with ROMNEY stickers on it!!!!

Phil, I do believe that I'm going to borrow this. Needless to say, I'll be making some alterations. grin

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#235788 - 09/07/12 08:55 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#235791 - 09/07/12 08:57 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Originally Posted By: Golem


Golem...I have to say. You post some hilarious stuff.

Thanks...we all need a good laugh...as often as possible.
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#235793 - 09/07/12 08:59 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Phil Hoskins]
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Originally Posted By: Phil Hoskins
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Liz, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "[censored]".

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Liz called him a "s*** head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with ROMNEY stickers on it!!!!


Phil...this is indeed a knee slapper...too frickin funny. Bow
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