Current Topics
Is it too soon to be talking 2020?
by pondering_it_all
Today at 07:39 AM
The Debate: Is America’s future capitalist or socialist?
by rporter314
Yesterday at 06:24 PM
Takeover
by chunkstyle
Yesterday at 03:11 PM
Political Correctness run amok
by pondering_it_all
Yesterday at 05:58 AM
The Green New Deal, explained
by pondering_it_all
Yesterday at 05:44 AM
The NYC/Amazon Deal
by pondering_it_all
Yesterday at 05:19 AM
RoundTable for February 2019
by pdx rick
02/18/19 03:40 AM
Great white sharks likely pushed the massive megalodon to extinction
by Jeffery J. Haas
02/17/19 08:30 PM
The Passing Parade: Obituaries: 2019
by Golem
02/16/19 10:22 PM
Trump's New Toy - NATIONAL EMERGENCY
by NW Ponderer
02/16/19 01:42 AM
Middle East Conference
by jgw
02/15/19 05:35 PM
Justice is coming
by pondering_it_all
02/15/19 04:23 AM
Epitaphs
by logtroll
02/15/19 01:48 AM
The Twilight Zone - All Openings (1959 - 2002)
by Ken Condon
02/14/19 10:45 PM
Why are Republicans So Afraid of AOC and Omar?
by rporter314
02/14/19 09:05 PM
SMR (Small modular reactor)
by Greger
02/13/19 08:37 PM
A possible run on America?
by jgw
02/13/19 06:54 PM
the guy who used to own starbucks
by jgw
02/13/19 06:47 PM
Healthcare
by jgw
02/13/19 06:43 PM
It can never happen here!
by Greger
02/12/19 10:16 PM
Forum Stats
6248 Members
58 Forums
16495 Topics
284420 Posts

Max Online: 294 @ 12/06/17 12:57 AM
Google Adsense
Page 32 of 165 < 1 2 ... 30 31 32 33 34 ... 164 165 >
Topic Options
#236345 - 09/12/12 08:53 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Golem Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/12/12
Posts: 3815
Loc: Orange County, California, USA

Top
#236346 - 09/12/12 09:06 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Golem Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/12/12
Posts: 3815
Loc: Orange County, California, USA

Top
#236356 - 09/12/12 10:07 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
numan Offline
veteran

Registered: 08/06/08
Posts: 10853
Loc: What! Me Worry?
'

Thank you for such a classy piece of humor.
_________________________
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools -- Herbert Spencer

Top
#236358 - 09/12/12 10:13 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Golem Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/12/12
Posts: 3815
Loc: Orange County, California, USA
You're welcome.

Top
#236359 - 09/12/12 10:15 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
numan Offline
veteran

Registered: 08/06/08
Posts: 10853
Loc: What! Me Worry?


There is obviously no hope for the language of Shakespeare, Milton and Shelley.
Woe ! Woe ! · · · ·


Edited by numan (09/12/12 10:25 PM)
_________________________
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools -- Herbert Spencer

Top
#236366 - 09/12/12 10:48 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: numan]
Lillibet Offline
moderator
enthusiast

Registered: 12/19/05
Posts: 2262
Loc: Chicago, Illinois
Originally Posted By: numan


There is obviously no hope for the language of Shakespeare, Milton and Shelley.
Woe ! Woe ! · · · ·
Wud dat b Wo iz I, or Wo is Me?
_________________________
"I am young, whole, perfect, strong, powerful, loving, harmonious, and happy." ~~~ Kato Havas

Top
#236380 - 09/12/12 11:30 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Golem Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/12/12
Posts: 3815
Loc: Orange County, California, USA

Top
#236384 - 09/13/12 12:40 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Golem Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/12/12
Posts: 3815
Loc: Orange County, California, USA

Top
#236407 - 09/13/12 03:58 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Golem Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/12/12
Posts: 3815
Loc: Orange County, California, USA
Catholic Bragging

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast size, 24-inch waist and 34-inch hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God!"

Top
#236453 - 09/13/12 06:15 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Golem Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/12/12
Posts: 3815
Loc: Orange County, California, USA

Top
Page 32 of 165 < 1 2 ... 30 31 32 33 34 ... 164 165 >

Who's Online
0 registered (), 47 Guests and 0 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Newest Members
TrentonP, Nosf50, erumonej, Jensen Breck, Albertapkr
6248 Registered Users
A2