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#237081 - 09/19/12 03:49 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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I'd love to read these, but the thing is too small for my aging eyes, and it won't enlarge further. Is there some way to post them larger, and then when I key in the enlarger, it won't stop before I can read these.

I presume from being able to read Abe Lincoln's name, that Mary Todd Lincoln still didn't like the play.
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#237090 - 09/19/12 05:24 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#237107 - 09/19/12 09:54 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Originally Posted By: Golem
How many kittens in that litter, anyway? I kept watching for a while, and there were at least a dozen. gobsmacked

Poor mama! Bow
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#237192 - 09/20/12 04:25 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR
NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
The room erupted in applause

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#237205 - 09/20/12 06:46 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#237289 - 09/21/12 02:41 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#237520 - 09/22/12 07:11 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Nach Freiheit strebt das Weib, der Mann nach Sitte.

----with apologies to Wolfgang von Goethe · · · grin



Edited by numan (09/22/12 07:19 PM)
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#237548 - 09/22/12 10:01 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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