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#237898 - 09/26/12 02:16 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#237929 - 09/26/12 04:48 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#237931 - 09/26/12 04:57 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#238172 - 09/28/12 04:13 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed
in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his
mouth and nose,
still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.
A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies
'I don't know,Sir.
I'm only here to wash
your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again,
'Nurse, are my
testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his
penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other,
lifting and moving them
around and around gently.


Then, she takes a close look and says,
'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong
with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but listen
very, very closely.....
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?'
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#238192 - 09/28/12 07:48 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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This is one of the few times I wish I was Canadian.

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I would definitely vote for Tuxedo Stan!

Tuxedo Stan Runs for Mayor
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#238195 - 09/28/12 07:54 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Phil Hoskins]
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That was a good one, Phil.
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#238247 - 09/29/12 02:56 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Listen to this guy laugh. Old, but classic. smile


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#238303 - 09/29/12 07:11 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#238307 - 09/29/12 07:25 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: numan]
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Originally Posted By: numan


Which means they are self-similar. Interesting thought... cool
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#238335 - 09/29/12 08:57 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Good point, Ezekiel !!

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