Current Topics
its raining Russian assets
by Greger
10/23/19 09:06 PM
The Impeachment of Donald trump
by Jeffery J. Haas
10/23/19 08:27 PM
Public option vs Medicare for All
by Jeffery J. Haas
10/23/19 08:06 PM
Fifty US nukes held hostage at Turkish air base
by jgw
10/23/19 07:24 PM
lynching
by jgw
10/23/19 07:18 PM
What is a far leftist, anyway?
by chunkstyle
10/23/19 07:01 PM
Where have all the conservatives gone?
by rporter314
10/23/19 02:59 AM
The Trump/Biden/Ukraine thing
by pondering_it_all
10/22/19 10:35 PM
If ISIS does the unthinkable...
by Jeffery J. Haas
10/22/19 06:51 PM
Politics - the art of using deception to get power
by Senator Hatrack
10/22/19 05:00 PM
RoundTable for Fall 2019
by pdx rick
10/22/19 04:57 PM
auto industry, unions and strikes
by chunkstyle
10/22/19 04:41 PM
The Trump/Biden/Ukraine thing
by Jeffery J. Haas
10/22/19 12:13 AM
What is "old"?
by Greger
10/19/19 03:03 AM
Never-Before-Seen Trump Tax Documents Show Major Inconsistencies
by pondering_it_all
10/19/19 02:26 AM
Hyper-partisanship and irrationality
by logtroll
10/19/19 12:47 AM
Are both "sides" equally corrupt?
by chunkstyle
10/18/19 12:18 PM
The Departed - 2019
by pdx rick
10/17/19 01:12 PM
Why do humans fight so much?
by Greger
10/15/19 02:13 PM
Global warming predictions
by logtroll
10/13/19 08:47 PM
Forum Stats
6282 Members
59 Forums
16720 Topics
291091 Posts

Max Online: 294 @ 12/06/17 12:57 AM
Google Adsense
Page 36 of 166 < 1 2 ... 34 35 36 37 38 ... 165 166 >
Topic Options
#237898 - 09/26/12 02:16 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Golem Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/12/12
Posts: 3862
Loc: Orange County, California, USA

Top
#237929 - 09/26/12 04:48 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Golem Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/12/12
Posts: 3862
Loc: Orange County, California, USA

Top
#237931 - 09/26/12 04:57 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Golem Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/12/12
Posts: 3862
Loc: Orange County, California, USA

Top
#238172 - 09/28/12 04:13 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Phil Hoskins Offline
Administrator
Bionic Scribe

Registered: 06/07/04
Posts: 21134
Loc: West Hollywood, CA
Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed
in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his
mouth and nose,
still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.
A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies
'I don't know,Sir.
I'm only here to wash
your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again,
'Nurse, are my
testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his
penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other,
lifting and moving them
around and around gently.


Then, she takes a close look and says,
'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong
with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but listen
very, very closely.....
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?'
_________________________
Life is a banquet -- and most poor suckers are starving to death -- Auntie Mame
You are born naked and everything else is drag - RuPaul

Top
#238192 - 09/28/12 07:48 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Ezekiel Offline
old hand

Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 6387
Loc: New York
This is one of the few times I wish I was Canadian.

ThumbsUp

I would definitely vote for Tuxedo Stan!

Tuxedo Stan Runs for Mayor
_________________________
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
Lenny Bruce

"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month."
Dostoevsky




Top
#238195 - 09/28/12 07:54 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Phil Hoskins]
Ezekiel Offline
old hand

Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 6387
Loc: New York
That was a good one, Phil.
_________________________
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
Lenny Bruce

"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month."
Dostoevsky




Top
#238247 - 09/29/12 02:56 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Golem Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/12/12
Posts: 3862
Loc: Orange County, California, USA
Listen to this guy laugh. Old, but classic. smile


Top
#238303 - 09/29/12 07:11 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
numan Offline
veteran

Registered: 08/06/08
Posts: 10853
Loc: What! Me Worry?
_________________________
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools -- Herbert Spencer

Top
#238307 - 09/29/12 07:25 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: numan]
Ezekiel Offline
old hand

Registered: 08/06/05
Posts: 6387
Loc: New York
Originally Posted By: numan


Which means they are self-similar. Interesting thought... cool
_________________________
"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
Lenny Bruce

"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month."
Dostoevsky




Top
#238335 - 09/29/12 08:57 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
numan Offline
veteran

Registered: 08/06/08
Posts: 10853
Loc: What! Me Worry?
'
Good point, Ezekiel !!

"There are two mistakes you can make about people: one is to think that they are all the same, and the other is to think that they are different."
_________________________
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools -- Herbert Spencer

Top
Page 36 of 166 < 1 2 ... 34 35 36 37 38 ... 165 166 >

Who's Online
1 registered (Greger), 18 Guests and 0 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Newest Members
Snarky_Politics, Moot, Ikari, perotista, ttwtt78640
6282 Registered Users
A2