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#239058 - 10/07/12 01:20 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#239060 - 10/07/12 04:28 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Originally Posted By: Golem



LOL
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#239079 - 10/07/12 01:19 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Now that is truly funny!

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#239087 - 10/07/12 04:50 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Here's some advice from my pal in Virginia

Number 1 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 2 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 3 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny . If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
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#239091 - 10/07/12 05:27 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Sandune]
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Originally Posted By: Sandune
Here's some advice from my pal in Virginia

Number 1 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 2 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 3 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny . If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.





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#239100 - 10/07/12 06:55 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Yes, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach -- and a little bit lower. и и wink
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#239101 - 10/07/12 06:56 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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I got lost and wandered into the world's creepiest cemetery, where the headstones just had names and star ratings. Freaked me out. When I got home I tried to leave the cemetery a bad review on Yelp, but as my hand hovered over the 'one star' button I felt this distant chill ....
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#239102 - 10/07/12 07:01 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#239103 - 10/07/12 07:02 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#239228 - 10/08/12 08:50 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Why I Hate Aging! I Mean, It's Really Getting Old!


Those old enough will know what he means! LOL


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