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#258912 - 06/30/13 11:24 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXUKKbSirT4

This is the original non-PC version. The ending is frequently bowdlerized when shown on TV (Wikipedia article with SPOILERS).

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#258930 - 07/01/13 03:18 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#258998 - 07/03/13 01:17 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#259194 - 07/07/13 12:29 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#259202 - 07/07/13 02:20 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#259209 - 07/07/13 03:04 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#259217 - 07/07/13 10:14 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
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#259231 - 07/07/13 05:20 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#259235 - 07/07/13 06:07 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#259313 - 07/09/13 03:41 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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