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#261124 - 08/16/13 02:59 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#261144 - 08/16/13 07:58 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#261199 - 08/17/13 10:44 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#261226 - 08/18/13 07:43 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#261268 - 08/20/13 04:13 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#261297 - 08/21/13 02:33 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Okay, I'm not the least bit gay but I would rather be in line behind the barefoot man in the G-string than some of those people. It's like a port to another dimension has opened, and Cthulhu is shopping at WalMart!

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#261322 - 08/21/13 07:47 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#261328 - 08/21/13 10:40 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#261350 - 08/22/13 11:11 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#261355 - 08/22/13 01:49 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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I've answered an age old question.

Having now retired, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp. Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.
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