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#241754 - 11/03/12 06:09 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Originally Posted By: Golem

I always thought there was something fishy about those uptown dudes. grin
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#241758 - 11/03/12 06:31 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#241759 - 11/03/12 06:35 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#241797 - 11/04/12 12:17 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Montgomery Burns Endorses Romney


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#241907 - 11/05/12 02:19 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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That's mighty white of you, Chris. grin

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#241983 - 11/05/12 09:47 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Holy Panniculus, Batman!



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#242147 - 11/06/12 06:05 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#242151 - 11/06/12 06:14 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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After Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to visit my hearing impaired friend.

He was busy painting his penis with a black marker.

I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your CLOCK back!"

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#242152 - 11/06/12 06:14 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace ALL the wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp.

Rottweiler: Make Me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh Me, me me, PLEEEEEEEEZE let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I, PLEEEEEEEEZE, PLEASE PLEASE?

German Shepard: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell: I'll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there--RIGHT THERE

Greyhound: It isn't moving, who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear, and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Terrier: Let me bark at it for a while to see if it really needs changing.

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#242698 - 11/10/12 02:39 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Edited by Golem (11/10/12 03:29 AM)

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