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#256577 - 05/04/13 01:12 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Funny as heck

A few years ago we got a little kitten

my wife brought home some ahi (raw tuna)

I was starting to eat the tuna
and the (little) kitty climbed me at light speed
I didn't even see her coming ROTFMOL
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#256599 - 05/04/13 08:03 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#256627 - 05/05/13 03:34 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#256635 - 05/05/13 05:35 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Reminds me of the time Pancho Villa was warring with the US Army along the Rio Grande. He got word that the US was sending Monitor-like shallow draft gunboats (think swift boats) up the Rio Grande to attack his stronghold.

At a meeting with his lieutenants to discuss strategy, one of his aides, a former naval person, suggested scuttling garbage scows at the mouth of the Rio Grande to blockade the river. Villa sneered, "Barges? Barges? We don't need no sinking barges."
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#256636 - 05/05/13 05:57 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#256638 - 05/05/13 06:04 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Ted Remington]
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Originally Posted By: Ted Remington
Reminds me of the time Pancho Villa was warring with the US Army along the Rio Grande. He got word that the US was sending Monitor-like shallow draft gunboats (think swift boats) up the Rio Grande to attack his stronghold.

At a meeting with his lieutenants to discuss strategy, one of his aides, a former naval person, suggested scuttling garbage scows at the mouth of the Rio Grande to blockade the river. Villa sneered, "Barges? Barges? We don't need no sinking barges."

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#256640 - 05/05/13 07:44 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#256746 - 05/08/13 11:28 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you!"



The husband, typically, non - romantic, replied:

"I am on the toilet. Please advise."



Kinda' brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it?
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#256765 - 05/09/13 07:59 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Phil Hoskins]
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#256768 - 05/09/13 08:55 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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