Ye Olde Official Shakespearean Insult Kit
Hello friends. Are you weary of giving voice to the same tired old invectives when boorish rubes intrude upon your serenity? Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy with a genuinely classic put-down?
Well, now you can. With this handy-dandy SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT, you can have the spleen of The Bard at your disposal!
The next time someone cuts you off in traffic, or a clerk behaves rudely, stun them with your lexicographical command of vituperation.
Combine one selection from each of the four pull-down lists below, and impale your unsuspecting foe.http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm