AUSSIE BEE STING
Australian Telephone Operator: "G'day mate .... Helpline here ..... What's the problem?"
Customer: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!"
Australian Telephone Operator: "Bummer!"
Customer: "Great advice! Thanks mate, bye.Ē
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