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#272310 - 07/06/14 02:10 AM Round Table For Week Of July 6th-July 12th, 2014
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Welcome To Reader Rant

Week Of July 6th-July12th, 2014


Just a lot of random stuff today, folks!






This was a real cake, made for the 4th of July.




A man ran through a crowded train looking very agitated, calling out, "Is there a Catholic priest on board?"

When he got no reply, he ran back up the train shouting, "Is there an Anglican priest on board?"

There was still no reply. By now becoming more desperate, he ran down the train shouting,

"How about a Rabbi? Is there a Rabbi on board?"

Eventually, a gentleman stood up and said, "Can I be of any assistance, my friend? I'm a Mormon bishop."

The man looked at him and said, "No, you wouldn't do at all."

The Mormon was a bit taken aback.

"But why, good sir?" the Mormon asked. "I'm a Christian and experienced with all sorts of religious needs!"

"Because," the man said, a bit exasperated, "I need a corkscrew!"






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#272311 - 07/06/14 02:12 AM Re: Round Table For Week Of July 6th-July 12th, 2014 [Re: Scoutgal]
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#272324 - 07/06/14 10:49 AM Re: Round Table For Week Of July 6th-July 12th, 2014 [Re: Scoutgal]
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#272325 - 07/06/14 10:54 AM Re: Round Table For Week Of July 6th-July 12th, 2014 [Re: Scoutgal]
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#272366 - 07/07/14 03:07 AM Re: Round Table For Week Of July 6th-July 12th, 2014 [Re: Scoutgal]
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On July 6, 1846 California was annexed to the United States. In 1898 it was Hawaii's turn. Anyone think there's a connection?
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#272380 - 07/07/14 02:24 PM Re: Round Table For Week Of July 6th-July 12th, 2014 [Re: Scoutgal]
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Sarah Palin Is Seriously Considering Joining The View

Nooooooooooooooo!!! I'll stop watching! mad

(...then again, it would be fun to watch Whoopi knock Sarah upside her head. smile )
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#272381 - 07/07/14 03:47 PM Re: Round Table For Week Of July 6th-July 12th, 2014 [Re: NW Ponderer]
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On July 6, 1846 California was annexed to the United States. In 1898 it was Hawaii's turn. Anyone think there's a connection?


Manifest Destiny(greed)
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#272382 - 07/07/14 03:52 PM Re: Round Table For Week Of July 6th-July 12th, 2014 [Re: california rick]
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Originally Posted By: california rick

Sarah Palin Is Seriously Considering Joining The View

Nooooooooooooooo!!! I'll stop watching! mad

(...then again, it would be fun to watch Whoopi knock Sarah upside her head. smile )


She has voiced interest, but would ABC really hire her? I would stop watching, if she were on. It was hard enough to watch when Elizabeth Hasselbeck was on. And the article said that Sarah Palin said that Sherri Shepard and Jenny McCarthy were fired. Rick, you usually have the 411 on all things celebrity-is true?
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#272383 - 07/07/14 03:55 PM Re: Round Table For Week Of July 6th-July 12th, 2014 [Re: Scoutgal]
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Blonde On A Plane----

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

"I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
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#272387 - 07/07/14 05:31 PM Re: Round Table For Week Of July 6th-July 12th, 2014 [Re: Scoutgal]
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Originally Posted By: Scoutgal
...you usually have the 411 on all things celebrity-is true?

Well, not "all" things celebraty, but certainly, I have the pulse of The View as I am an avid fan.

Depends on who you talk to...

Sherri and Jenny say they decided not to renew their contracts. ABC said they decided not to renew Sherry and Jenny's contract. TMZ said that Sherri and Jenny were fired.

The bottom line is that Sherri and Jenny won't be on the show any longer past August 2014 - in five more weeks.

In fact, this was discussed on The View in the first five minutes of HOT TOPICS this morning when Whoopi stated that the show was going to address "the neon pink gorilla in the room."
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