A quote from Kelly Bundy of Married with Children fame, "It's as inevitable as death in Texas." (no link ... just my memory of the show)
My other favorite Kelly quote - "Help me, Daddy, I'm on the horns of an enema."
Edited by Spag-hetti (07/16/14 12:11 AM)
Just a Missouri school teacher ... stubborn as a mule and addicted to logic.