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#289044 - 06/14/16 03:08 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Spag-hetti]
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Admirable. Have you considered running for President? You could be the Word Party candidate. I will vote for you.
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#289045 - 06/14/16 03:16 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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I bet he could beat Trump.
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#289046 - 06/14/16 03:30 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Originally Posted By: Golem
If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans


I'm surprised vegans haven't committed sepaku (or become breatharians) after hearing about how all those poor plants get slaughtered. ROTFMOL

I mean, seriously, one square inch of space per stalk, stuck in the ground???
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#289059 - 06/15/16 03:06 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: logtroll]
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Loggy said:
Have you considered running for President? You could be the Word Party candidate. I will vote for you.


Yes! Because I know what the word is!!!

But you'd have to run with me. Think how much fun it would be, running around, giving certain people the, um, word.
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#289063 - 06/15/16 12:24 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Spag-hetti]
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Originally Posted By: Spag-hetti
But you'd have to run with me. Think how much fun it would be, running around, giving certain people the, um, word.
I can do the run-around... and the Word speech looks fun and aerobic. Just the thing for those long bus trips.
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#289079 - 06/16/16 04:17 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#289092 - 06/17/16 01:16 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#289093 - 06/17/16 01:17 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Spag-hetti]
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Originally Posted By: Spag-hetti
Just a thought.

Bristol Palin has married baby daddy, Dakota Meyer. If she takes his last name, she will be Bristol Meyer. Wouldn't that be trademark infringement?

ROTFMOL
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#289126 - 06/18/16 02:01 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: pdx rick]
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Bristol Meyer


Maybe she can get an endorsement deal? I suspect finances are pretty bleak for her otherwise. That Alaska citizen oil check only goes so far.

I always wondered if her name came from Bristol Meyers or Bristol Cream Sherry? It would be very fitting if Sarah named her after her favorite beverage when Bristol was conceived.

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#289130 - 06/18/16 07:04 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: pondering_it_all]
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Originally Posted By: pondering_it_all
It would be very fitting if Sarah named her after her favorite beverage when Bristol was conceived.

With alchy Sarah, you can pretty much guarantee that Bristol was named after the Sherry. I'm sure she didn't name her child after Bristol, Connecticut. Hmm

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