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#279992 - 08/01/15 10:29 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Empire Strikes PAC And Other Punny SuperPAC Names

I liked "Six-PAC" and "Bears for a Bearable Tomorrow."

Apparently these aren't taken:
"BackPAC" for either campers or folks who want to take their country back from the black guy, I mean, President.
"Baby Got PAC" for trust fund folks or old hip-hoppers
"A Bushel and a PAC" for farmers

I thought about "PAChyderm" and "PACmule" for the two parties, but the PAC was on the wrong end. There may be a rule about that. Too bad. Because that would also rule out "PAC It In" for your basic losers. As well as "PAC O'Lies" for Irish teabaggers.

My son suggested "PAC in Fudge," whatever that means. devil
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#280026 - 08/03/15 05:04 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#280048 - 08/05/15 02:34 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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I was sitting at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the f*ck would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick"

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#280061 - 08/07/15 02:47 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#280238 - 08/14/15 01:27 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#280397 - 08/20/15 12:46 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#280535 - 08/26/15 12:04 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Hillary Clinton Says Chelsea Erased Servers During Postpartum Depression

Mark Donahue
The Daily Rash
August 19, 2015

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This afternoon Democratic presidential frontrunner, Hillary Clinton, appeared on MSNBC’s Hardball with host Chris Matthews to discuss the missing emails from her time as Secretary of State. Following is a transcript of that interview which airs at 6 pm tonight on MSNBC.

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#280540 - 08/26/15 02:22 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#280586 - 08/28/15 10:03 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Only in America: Praying the potholes away

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Facing a need for $743 million worth of repairs to crumbling infrastructure, the mayor of Jackson, Mississippi, has told residents the city can fix its many potholes through the power of prayer. "Yes, I believe we can pray potholes away," said Mayor Tony Yarber, who is also a church pastor, on Twitter. "Moses prayed," he said, "and a sea opened."

This is so stupid it HAD to go in American Humor!

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#280591 - 08/29/15 08:10 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: pondering_it_all]
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Daniel Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping the word "Washington" from the team name and it will henceforth be simply known as "The Redskins".

It was reported that he finds the word 'Washington' imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, and lying, and is not a fitting role model for young fans of football.
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