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#282686 - 11/11/15 09:38 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Originally Posted By: Golem
Originally Posted By: Jeffery J. Haas
Heard tell Starbucks had declared war on Christmas...

Starbucks has never been anti-Christmas. That's just crap from fringe freaks.

I love those pics, BTW. grin


Well as you know, I did not paint the masterpieces, but I put the coffee cups in there.
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#282688 - 11/11/15 11:30 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#282689 - 11/12/15 12:56 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Go to your room Golem. LOL
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#282714 - 11/13/15 02:22 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#282724 - 11/13/15 04:34 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Growing up in Hawaii ethnic humor was everywhere. It was in fact the dominant humor and all groups got it equally. And it was very very funny.

Now one must be careful.

Sigh-----
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#282725 - 11/13/15 04:37 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Ken Condon]
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Try this one for example from the early 1970ís:

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#282742 - 11/14/15 02:44 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Ken Condon]
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pickle pig's feet: ono you know!

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#282744 - 11/14/15 02:46 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Ken Condon]
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Hu More. Or less? When humans canít laugh at each others foibles-- does this result--in letís say--Paris today?

Just a thought intended in good humor.
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#282745 - 11/14/15 02:55 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: pondering_it_all]
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Pickles pig feet! Ono--you know?
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#282746 - 11/14/15 02:56 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Here's a racist joke but it runs in the other direction:

Two black guys are at the County Fair and they are exploring the little side show tents. They spot a tent with a sign that says "Turn You White $15".

They think about for a minute and then decide that might be great, if it works. So they look in their wallets and one guy has a $10 bill and the other has a $20. So the guy with $10 says: "You go ahead and then if it works I'll take the $5 change and take my turn."

The first one is in the tent for quite a while, but finally comes out. He's the perfect image of a white man: Blond hair, blue eyes, and he even has a new suit! The other guy says: "That's amazing! Quick give me the $5 so I can go in."

The white man turns to him and says: "Screw you! Get a job!"

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