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#292558 - 09/14/16 04:43 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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ROTFMOL
Good one!
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#292885 - 09/22/16 10:49 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#293073 - 09/27/16 06:22 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#293444 - 10/04/16 12:51 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Sesquipedalian Sayings

The stylus is more potent than the claymore.

Pulchritude possesses exclusively cutaneous profundity.

It is futile to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

The greatest of need is the maternal parent of the art of original contrivance.

A revolving lithic conglomerate accrues no lichen.

Everything is legitimate in matters pertaining to ardent affections and international armed conflicts.

The temperature of the aqueous content of a metallic receptacle under unremitting surveillance does not attain its level of evaporation.

Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

It is fruitless to endure lacrimation over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.

Similar sire, similar scion.

Pulchritude reposes within the optic parameters of the perceiver.

Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

Where there are visible emissions from carbonaceous materials, there exists conflagration.

Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.

Integrity is the superlative strategy.

A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concoction.

Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience domestically.

All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not, ipso facto, auriferous.

An addlepated individual and his specie divaricate with prematurity.

The ultimate entity of dried gramineous organism induces a rupture of the dorsal portion of the ship of the desert.

Hubris antedates a gravity-impelled descent.

Three quarters of a dozen individual movements by slender sewing instrument may be obviated by the utilization of a single, opportunistic thrust of said instrument.

Exclusive dedication to necessitous employment without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous young person.

Soft airs possess the potency to mitigate the anguish residual in the barbaric thorax.

Minuscule erudition jeopardizes security.

Consolidated we maintain ourselves erect; bifurcated we plummet.

A feathered biped in the terminal part of the arm equals the value of a brace of such creatures in densely branched shrubbery.

Persons deficient in judgment hasten to undertake that for which winged celestials hesitate to assume responsibility.

Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices of patent frangibility are advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.

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#293446 - 10/04/16 01:32 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Golem's find:
Sesquipedalian Sayings


Love them, one and all. I'm going to introduce these to my students, one gem at a time. Synonyms, you know.
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#293448 - 10/04/16 02:39 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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SHARED laugh
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#293457 - 10/04/16 11:36 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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All I can say is, transfer possession of an item of indeterminate description to Castor canadensis!
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#293822 - 10/09/16 07:47 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#294086 - 10/14/16 02:21 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
Jeffery J. Haas Offline
It's the Despair Quotient!
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Posts: 15728
Loc: Whittier, California
An Outback pulling an Outback
parked out back at an Outback


I JUST WANTED TO BE UP FRONT ABOUT IT.

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#294087 - 10/14/16 02:43 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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I'd like to see him back out.
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