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#299715 - 03/18/17 01:38 PM Re: Politispeak [Re: Spag-hetti]
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The only possible cure is tit for Tat.
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#299740 - 03/18/17 09:16 PM Re: Politispeak [Re: Spag-hetti]
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Hey, I'm a socialist when it comes to this issue. I say tits for everybody! We have enough tits in this country that everybody can share. Or at least look at them on the internet.

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#299741 - 03/18/17 09:39 PM Re: Politispeak [Re: pondering_it_all]
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Originally Posted By: pondering_it_all
Hey, I'm a socialist when it comes to this issue. I say tits for everybody! We have enough tits in this country that everybody can share. Or at least look at them on the internet.


What can I say, when for some reason I suspect I am being mocked? Maybe Tat for tit!
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#299742 - 03/18/17 09:44 PM Re: Politispeak [Re: logtroll]
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Originally Posted By: logtroll
The only possible cure is tit for Tat.


What can I say, all diplomatic approaches have already failed. No more talking! Overkill is underrated. Tat for Tit! I have a non-discrimination policy!




Edited by TatumAH (03/18/17 09:47 PM)
Edit Reason: add non-discrimiation policy
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#299753 - 03/19/17 11:52 AM Re: Politispeak [Re: TatumAH]
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Originally Posted By: TatumAH
What can I say, all diplomatic approaches have already failed. No more talking! Overkill is underrated. Tat for Tit! I have a non-discrimination policy!

Perhaps a bit of diplomacy via Post is in order?

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#299754 - 03/19/17 02:39 PM Re: Politispeak [Re: logtroll]
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Originally Posted By: logtroll
Originally Posted By: TatumAH
What can I say, all diplomatic approaches have already failed. No more talking! Overkill is underrated. Tat for Tit! I have a non-discrimination policy!

Perhaps a bit of diplomacy via Post is in order?



Diplomacy? Releasing a seemingly innocuous ditty on an innocent civilian, that is in effect a Trojan horse, similar to Stuxnet, that embeds itself into a unsuspecting victim, with an acknowledged and crippling susceptibility to diabolical earworms. Not diplomacy, but psychological warfare.
A Major psy-op.

Luckily I have discovered an antidote, which may be purchased, for an exorbitant price, at my website. Toxins and earworms bind to receptors in the brain, and toxicologists develop antagonists/antidotes by using substances with higher affinity to the receptors than the offending toxin or infectious ditty.

For me, that antidote is usually music for which I have higher affinity receptors, and the antidote is easily tailored with increased specificity to particular individuals, once you know their weaknesses/susceptibilities, through exhaustive research. I hesitat to reveal my particular affinity, for fear of retalitation, but here is a non-specific example, harmless to the average person. I do this reluctantly as I think there is already too much violinse in the world.

The Rondo/finale comes across with a soothing ,yet catchy, theme that lulls one into a false sense of security, only to be undone by a vicious Ottoman invasion midway with a revolution, that Mozart eventually suppresses by displacement by the original antidote theme.

It has been said the Music soothes the savage beast, so I hope this soothes the savage beast, that shall remain un-named! It is fortunatly a misquote of :"Music soothes the savage breast", bringing us back, once again, to tit!

Quote:
“Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast.” The actual quote, is “Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast.” The next line, elaborating on the theme, is “To soften Rocks, or bend over a knotted Oak log.”

Soothe the Savage BREAST
Tat


Edited by TatumAH (03/19/17 03:19 PM)
Edit Reason: furrgot to add the BREAST lynx
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#299757 - 03/19/17 03:26 PM Re: Politispeak [Re: TatumAH]
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Zounds!

I did not know that Stephen Hawking could play the violin?

Speaking of violins and doubletalk...

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#299758 - 03/19/17 03:30 PM Re: Politispeak [Re: logtroll]
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Another fine example of Moe's Art:

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#299771 - 03/19/17 07:45 PM Re: Politispeak [Re: logtroll]
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Originally Posted By: logtroll
Zounds!

I did not know that Stephen Hawking could play the violin?
LOL
He certainly has a unique stage presence, reminiscent of the flehman reaction seen in many animals used to sense pheromoans by their Jacobson Organs.

It looks like he is sensing the quality of his tone in his resonant gaping naso-pharynx.

Quote:
Speaking of violins and doubletalk...

This is beyond catchy!
It is clearly in the top ten of ultimate infectious works.
All I had to do was crank it up, and kids would immediately appear dancing a frenzied tarantella.

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As we appear to be at a standoff with matching "skills",
it may have to be settled by duet. The Violin concerto and the below flik shows that appearance does not necessarily correlate with virtuosity. I get to chose the "weapon", I pick the resonator/guitar, and you can have the other instrument and pick the time and place.

A pickin an a grinnin (note to self supply needed image here)

Tat


Edited by TatumAH (03/19/17 08:31 PM)
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#299775 - 03/19/17 08:41 PM Re: Politispeak [Re: TatumAH]
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Originally Posted By: TatumAH

Tat

Ah cain't see what that ol' boy is a pointin' at, kin yew?
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