Cain't be sure but maybe
a sign out of the field:
I used cocaine and all I got was this perforated septum.

Or: You'll poke yer eye out!
Maybe we need a caption contest,
all players welcome!

Izzair a booger on the end a muh finger?

Taters, we might have drifted

Ya Think, Loggy!
How can we be off topic if we were never on it, whatever it was? Can we even tell when the hijacking occurred?

Clearly we need to find another bogged down thread that needs our special assistance to get it moving again!

See ya there!
I am open to suggestions, but I will go in search of fresh prey intellectual discourse!
Tat