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#299663 - 03/17/17 08:58 AM McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President
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Oh no they di'nt. coffee

Yes they did and they even said they wanted BAMZ!!!! back. laugh
(Who doesn't?!? Hmm )




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#299668 - 03/17/17 02:11 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: pdx rick]
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If this is the actual corporate position, DAM! BIOTCH SLAP!


However, it is probably a disgruntled employee getting even with their perceived corporate overlords and soon to be fired. Or this is one of the interwebs greatest trolls LOL
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#299671 - 03/17/17 05:31 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: pdx rick]
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McDonalds says the Tweet is true, but their account was hacked. Pro'lly a 16 year old disgruntled burger-flipper in a non-$15/hr minimum wage state. coffee
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#299672 - 03/17/17 05:41 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: pdx rick]
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Previous encounters with McDonald resulted in a Photoshop frenzy. I expect more after this, but here is one to start it off!
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#299675 - 03/17/17 06:05 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: pdx rick]
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6'2", 260lbs (30% over ideal body weight), 71 years old and loves McDonalds. We won't have to wait too much longer. smile
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#299678 - 03/17/17 07:46 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: pdx rick]
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#299682 - 03/17/17 08:20 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: TatumAH]
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Love both the memes.

About pResident tRump, enjoying McDonalds -- Is he dipping french fries in catsup?

And about the tRump tOwer bUrger -- Why would his restaurant make a burger tRump can't pick up with his tiny hands? And I'm sure he can't get his tiny anal-pore mouth around it.
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#299685 - 03/17/17 08:35 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: Spag-hetti]
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Originally Posted By: Spag-hetti
About pResident tRump, enjoying McDonalds -- Is he dipping french fries in catsup?


I dont see any open CATsup packets, so I am afraid and angrrred that it is that poor pussy's blood!

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#299689 - 03/17/17 09:02 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: Spag-hetti]
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And I'm sure he can't get his tiny anal-pore mouth around it.

One observation, from an engineering perspective: often, tiny anal-pore orifices have a great deal of vacuum behind them. They suck as hard as they blow, and we know how this one blows... HARD!!
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#299696 - 03/17/17 11:05 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: logtroll]
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Originally Posted By: Spag-hetti
And I'm sure he can't get his tiny anal-pore mouth around it.

One observation, from an engineering perspective: often, tiny anal-pore orifices have a great deal of vacuum behind them. They suck as hard as they blow, and we know how this one blows... HARD!!


It seems clear that there is obscenity in there somewhere, but I cant put my finger in it!
Tact


Tact
is the lubricant
that allows truth entry
into the
puckered orifice of denial.


Quotation from sanctum santorum, a Latin translation of the biblical term "Holy of Holies" which generally refers in Latin texts to the holiest place of the Tabernacle of Ancient Israel and later the Temples in Jerusalem.


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#299698 - 03/18/17 12:21 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: TatumAH]
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Wholly cow...
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#299699 - 03/18/17 01:32 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: TatumAH]
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Sure hope nobody is looking.
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#299701 - 03/18/17 02:02 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: pdx rick]
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Loggy! Don't think for a minute that I missed your two-word insertion.

And you're right. I bet the tRump bUrger was advertised as "wholly beef." But the meat looks grey ... not brown at all. It looks a bit like under cooked sausage. Greasy ground half-raw left-over sausage. The kind of sausage no one would want to ingest ... in any way ... ever ... not even someone from, I don't know, some remote location like ... Slovenia.
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#299702 - 03/18/17 02:34 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: Spag-hetti]
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Melanianoma?
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#299704 - 03/18/17 03:20 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: Spag-hetti]
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Originally Posted By: Spag-hetti
Loggy! Don't think for a minute that I missed your two-word insertion.

And you're right. I bet the tRump bUrger was advertised as "wholly beef." But the meat looks grey ... not brown at all. It looks a bit like under cooked sausage. Greasy ground half-raw left-over sausage. The kind of sausage no one would want to ingest ... in any way ... ever ... not even someone from, I don't know, some remote location like ... Slovenia.



I may wrong, but I think the meat you are describing is

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#299705 - 03/18/17 03:31 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: TatumAH]
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Hhhholly sh!t!!!

Sir Loin?
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#299708 - 03/18/17 04:16 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: logtroll]
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Hhhholly sh!t!!!

Sir Loin?



7) Slim Jim


A cousin to jerky, you don’t necessarily seek out the Slim Jim, rather it subliminally calls to you as you are purchasing a soda on your way to a gaming session. Get in the car, and suddenly there’s a Slim Jim there without you realizing it. It also one of the few things that you know can’t be healthy for you without even looking at ingredients on the package, but if you did look, you would see “Mechanically Separated Chicken” as an ingredient. Yes. It sounds like it might be chicken torn apart by a robot with claws for hands, but in reality is just chicken meat turned into a paste-like substance, which looks like this:
mechanically separated chicken.
Of note: Slim Jims have been out of production since a large explosion at the Slim Jim factory since June 2009, and perhaps only now are returning to acceptable distribution levels, so there are likely to be still plenty on the shelves.

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#299709 - 03/18/17 04:31 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: TatumAH]
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Aww chit! That’s nothing but a Cobra factory.
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#299711 - 03/18/17 04:57 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: Ken Condon]
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Aww chit! That’s nothing but a Cobra factory.


If you think I'm gonna nibble on your chitlin bate you can furrget it. Likewise with charming the hooded Cobra!
Resist, Resist!
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#299828 - 03/20/17 11:56 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: TatumAH]
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Originally Posted By: TatumAH
Originally Posted By: logtroll
Hhhholly sh!t!!!

Sir Loin?



7) Slim Jim


I gotta admit, their commercials make both Karen and myself crack up.


I told Karen that if she turns into one of those old ladies, my life will be complete.
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#299830 - 03/21/17 01:13 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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I am somewhat embarrased to say that I've never had a Slim Jim... rolleyes
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#299832 - 03/21/17 01:57 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: logtroll]
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Originally Posted By: logtroll
I am somewhat embarrased to say that I've never had a Slim Jim... rolleyes




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#299835 - 03/21/17 02:35 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: TatumAH]
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This might help, I found it over on the sous vide thread, so two birds with one stone.
http://forum.sausagemaking.org/viewtopic.php?t=10578
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#299839 - 03/21/17 05:41 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: pdx rick]
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That is basically sodium nitrite mixed with some inert stuff like common salt. You have to get it just right and not use too little, or the meat can go bad (and maybe kill people by botulism). Too much and everybody who eats it dies. Fail to mix it VERY WELL and you get lumps of preservative that can kill people.

Scary stuff indeed!

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#299848 - 03/21/17 07:27 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: pondering_it_all]
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Originally Posted By: pondering_it_all
That is basically sodium nitrite mixed with some inert stuff like common salt. You have to get it just right and not use too little, or the meat can go bad (and maybe kill people by botulism). Too much and everybody who eats it dies. Fail to mix it VERY WELL and you get lumps of preservative that can kill people.

Scary stuff indeed!


Well not nearly as scary or as lethal as The Salmon Mousse, that ostensibly killed all dinner guest from very acute botulism.


The nitrite in this pickling prep is 6.25% of the total and most of the rest is just salt and some dye. The lethal dose of Sodium Nitrite is estimated to be about 4g. So that would be about 64 g of the mix or 2.26 oz. That would be a pretty big lump to eat mistakenly as it also contains red dye to prevent mistaking it for regular salt.

Still, we should be aware of possible hazards in our food. Canning in particular requires careful attention to detail to avoid killing guests. I always let the guests eat first as a precaution. Someone has to be capable of calling 911 or driving to ER. grin Haven't had many guests lately confused Low acid canning is the most dangerous as it does not inhibit C.bot growth, This includes meats, and surprisingly to some fatalities related to the low acid content in some tomatoes. I will be looking into the use of small amounts of nitrite as a margin of safety in so lowered temperature canning, related to sous vide techniques. Lower temps for longer times can produce pickles with increased crispness. Nobody wants a limp pickle, which come to think of it brings this back to ON TOPIC.

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#299850 - 03/21/17 07:53 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: TatumAH]
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On topic with an ectopic video?
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#299851 - 03/21/17 07:53 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: TatumAH]
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The Salmon Mousse

I like all your Monty Python references (Every Sperm Is Sacred is the very best musical number ever produced anywhere.), but I like your Firesign Theater references even better.

Everybody was all freaked out about nitrite in preserved meats to the extent of suggesting we should NEVER eat corned beef or bacon again. Until we looked at the nitrite content of common (even organic) vegetables. Way higher than corned beef! (I always suspected there was something toxic about brussels sprouts.)

Then I learned about all the important things our body does with nitric oxide and I understood why some life extension advocates were purposefully taking a little bit of nitrite every day.

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#299854 - 03/21/17 08:52 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: pondering_it_all]
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Originally Posted By: pondering_it_all
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The Salmon Mousse

I like all your Monty Python references (Every Sperm Is Sacred is the very best musical number ever produced anywhere.), but I like your Firesign Theater references even better.

Strongly agree with every sperm is sacred, as family members were very involved with the development of contraceptive methodology.
Quote:
Oh Blood hell...Get that for me wouldya Dierdre?


Not the complete musical number, but it could pop up should the need arise!
Quote:
Everybody was all freaked out about nitrite in preserved meats to the extent of suggesting we should NEVER eat corned beef or bacon again. Until we looked at the nitrite content of common (even organic) vegetables. Way higher than corned beef! (I always suspected there was something toxic about brussels sprouts.)

Then I learned about all the important things our body does with nitric oxide and I understood why some life extension advocates were purposefully taking a little bit of nitrite every day.


Indeed! Nitric oxide is one of my favorite modulators of second messenger pathways! And should also help protect the pickles from limpness... if you catch my meaning, if ya get my drift!”

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#299855 - 03/21/17 09:02 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: logtroll]
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On topic with an ectopic video?


More of a Ewetopian myself! But I dont have the energy for working dogs.
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[video:google]https://vimeo.com/126643142[/video]
[video:youtube]https://vimeo.com/126643142[/video]
Dont we have a video expurt around here somewhere?


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#299856 - 03/21/17 09:38 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: TatumAH]
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Nothing like the ewe topic to pull the wool over someone's eyes, especially the sheeples' peepers. Muffles the optics, you might say.

What's the opposite of topics? Bottomics?
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#299861 - 03/22/17 03:49 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: logtroll]
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Originally Posted By: logtroll
Nothing like the ewe topic to pull the wool over someone's eyes, especially the sheeples' peepers. Muffles the optics, you might say.

What's the opposite of topics? Bottomics?


It appears we have finally hit Rock Bottom


On a lighter, family friendly, side here is the BBC version with the money shot at 32:45. Titania awakes after a bad bottle of tequila, and somehow (due to Puck's speel) is intensely attracted to Bottom, butt its alright as he is an actual ass. It happens!


Which reminds me of the Twain's description in Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar.

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A Whisper

to the Reader.

There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to. Instead of feeling complimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt.—Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar.


I felt like this thread needed a little classification, so here we have classics from Shakespeare, Mendelssohn, and Twain to add culture to this otherwise prurient thread. And, to wrap it up On Tropic, thought I would furrget didn't ya?, T-Rump reminds me of something scraped off of my shoe Bottom. I am not left in doubt!

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#299864 - 03/22/17 06:07 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: logtroll]
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Nothing like the ewe topic to pull the wool over someone's eyes, especially the sheeples' peepers. Muffles the optics, you might say.

What's the opposite of topics? Bottomics?


Oh, and BTW the term you may be looking for may be a derivative of Bottom-us!

Top to Bottom-us
Quote:
Cowardly Lion: Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottom-us!


I am not in support of thrashing either top or bottum-us unless it is between consenting adults..

Although other terms from quark theories include many bottomonium states, for example the
ϒmeson and χb(3P), the first particle discovered in Large Hardon Collider. I remain uncertain about the judicious use of Bottomoanium states.

Cowardly Lion: Not nobody! Not no how!
Dorothy: Not even a rhinoceros?
Cowardly Lion: Imp-oceros!
Tin Man: How about a hippopotamus?
Cowardly Lion: Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottom-us!
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Dorothy: Supposing you met an elephant?
Cowardly Lion: I'd knot him up in cellophant!
Scarecrow: What if it were a Brontosaurus?
Cowardly Lion: I'd show him who's King of the Forest!
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man: [in unison] How?
Cowardly Lion: How? Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on a mast to wave? Courage! What makes an elephant charge his tusk, in the misty mist or the dusky dusk? What makes a muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the Seventh Wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like THUNDER? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man: [in unison] Courage.
Cowardly Lion: You can say that again! [short pause; realizing] Hmm?
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#299866 - 03/22/17 06:22 AM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: TatumAH]
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And should also help protect the pickles from limpness... if you catch my meaning, if ya get my drift!


A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? Nudge nudge.

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#299872 - 03/22/17 03:07 PM Re: McDonalds: You are actually a disgusting excuse for a President [Re: pondering_it_all]
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And should also help protect the pickles from limpness... if you catch my meaning, if ya get my drift!


A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? Nudge nudge.
wink wink Tat
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