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#299905 - 03/23/17 03:14 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

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#299906 - 03/23/17 03:23 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#299907 - 03/23/17 04:10 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Oh, Jeezus, Peter was a humorless dick, wasn't he?
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#299909 - 03/23/17 07:39 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: logtroll]
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Originally Posted By: logtroll
Oh, Jeezus, Peter was a humorless dick, wasn't he?


Jeez if ya love Honkus!

On the other hand some folks just cant tell a joke. Ya come off a smoking gig where you turn water into wine, and then tell an abstruse joke about the details of the wedding cake??


It's little wonder he hung with the guys rolleyes most if the time. He was the master of allegory and parable, and they were taking him illiterately. That's where fundamentalism takes over.

Oh, and BTW, I aint biting on that Peter dick bate, even in the humor thread! A Synonomic Humor Crutch if there ever was one!
Still, there was vocabulary education there. If you stop learning you are probably dead. I learned the term "groin ferret".
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Edited by TatumAH (03/23/17 07:50 PM)
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#299911 - 03/23/17 07:48 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: TatumAH]
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Originally Posted By: TatumAH
Jeez if ya love Honkus!


I like this bumper sticker:

HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS
TEXT WHILE DRIVING IF YOU WANT TO MEET HIM

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#299912 - 03/23/17 07:54 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Originally Posted By: Golem
Originally Posted By: TatumAH
Jeez if ya love Honkus!


I like this bumper sticker:

HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS
TEXT WHILE DRIVING IF YOU WANT TO MEET HIM


Jeez I hate it when I set up a straight line and then someone takes the punch, while I edit for clarity!
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#299936 - 03/24/17 05:35 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: TatumAH]
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This quickmeme ap looks like it has some possible humor applications!

Quickmeme

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#299949 - 03/24/17 09:47 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: TatumAH]
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Paul Ryan recent quote: The reason I feel so good about this is because the President has become such a good closer!
Tat ROTFMOL
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#300365 - 04/03/17 09:13 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#300404 - 04/05/17 01:26 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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