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#260749 - 08/05/13 04:07 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#260750 - 08/05/13 04:31 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#260764 - 08/06/13 01:37 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Originally Posted By: Golem


Seems like a lot of work! I think I'll continue with my study to master snapping my fingers; it'd be a shame to waste all that effort when I'm so close to really getting it down.
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#260769 - 08/06/13 08:28 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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I have booked you a flight to Mexico so you can show off your talents. Check into Tio Pepe's in Cowbell san Lucas tomorrow, start busking on Wednesday.
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#260800 - 08/07/13 02:19 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#260810 - 08/07/13 06:03 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#260811 - 08/07/13 06:30 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Ahh. Ya think that’s funny? How about the funniest comic strip of all time.

Beetle Bailey rolleyes

[img]http://safr.kingfeatures.com/idn/ck2/con...DdfNzYwLmdpZg==[/img]

Why is this comic strip even allowed to exist? Please someone--it’s time for a mercy killing.
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#260815 - 08/07/13 09:33 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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That sharkcat has ways about him that "just ain't right."
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#260886 - 08/09/13 07:21 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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How Moses Got The 10 Commandments


God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."

"Sacre bleu! Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

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#260896 - 08/09/13 10:20 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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ROTFMOL

I plan to steal that
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