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#301579 - 06/09/17 04:19 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: logtroll]
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Pore R2D2... I remember when it was rich and famous.




Obiwankenobi fails to remember R2D2 on Tatooine...

Tat from Tatooine
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#301610 - 06/10/17 06:45 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#301617 - 06/11/17 12:20 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Elementary joke...
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#301676 - 06/14/17 02:26 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#301677 - 06/14/17 04:16 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#301806 - 06/21/17 02:42 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#301807 - 06/21/17 04:40 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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I presume Candy.

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#301835 - 06/22/17 09:33 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#301881 - 06/25/17 08:26 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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The Department of Labor claimed a farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

Department of Labor employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

Department of Labor employee: That's the guy I want to talk to -- the mentally challenged one.

Farmer: That would be me.

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#301882 - 06/25/17 08:35 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Before the Shabbat (the Jewish Sabbath) service, Maurice goes to his friend Irving and says, "I need a favor. I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?"

Irving is not very fond of the idea but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agrees.

After services, he strikes up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

After some time, the wise Rabbi becomes suspicious and asks, "Irving what are you really up to?"

Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confesses to the Rabbi, "I'm sorry, Rabbi. My friend is sleeping with your wife, right now so he asked me to keep you occupied."

The Rabbi smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Irving's shoulder and says, "You better hurry home, Irving. My wife died two years ago!"

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