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#261443 - 08/25/13 06:04 AM
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#261512 - 08/26/13 05:48 PM
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Chinese Sex While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here in the US, we know very little about it.” The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.” The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.” The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!” The doctor replies, “Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only option.” The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very ware disease. Very rare indeed.” The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!” The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American doctors, always wanting to do surgery. They make more money that way. No need to amputate!” “Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims. “Yes”, says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two weeks. It'll just fall off by itself...!”
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#261603 - 08/29/13 05:22 PM
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#261604 - 08/29/13 05:55 PM
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#261772 - 09/02/13 08:39 PM
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#261778 - 09/02/13 10:54 PM
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Apparently we can once again order "French" Fries
But we must now order "Freedom Muffins"
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#261822 - 09/04/13 12:16 AM
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#261823 - 09/04/13 12:50 AM
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What? Does this man, or any of his colleagues seen in the background, own the land? Supply the capitol? Purchase the seed? Genetically modify the seeds to increase output? He and his colleagues at the most supplied Labor, a thoroughly disgusting, divisive concept and an even worse reality, providing nothing that will not eventually be taken over by computerization and mechanization. As Eric Cantor so aptly noted, summing up the meaning of Labor Day Today, we celebrate those who have taken a risk, worked hard, built a business and earned their own success.
9:06 AM - 3 Sep 2012
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#261874 - 09/05/13 04:50 PM
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#261875 - 09/05/13 06:33 PM
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