You can think you are perfectly straight and then you see a movie with 20 year old Brad Pitt, and think: "Oh My", as George Takei put it. Not that you would do anything, but if you had to have a cellmate...
I was too busy drooling over the idea of making Geena Davis get her hair all messed up.
I woulda watched that.
Thelma and Louise, you never saw that movie?
She is shocked by Thelma's appearance.
What happened to your hair?
Nothing...got messed up.
Louise is studying Thelma closely as
Thelma squirms in her
seat, barely able to contain herself.
What's wrong with you?
Nothing. Why? Do I seem different?
Yes, now that you mention it. You
seem crazy. Like you're on drugs.
Well, I'm not on drugs. But I might
(shaking her head)
I don't think I wanna hear what you're
gonna tell me.
Thelma is just about to shriek when the Waitress comes over
and puts a coffee cup on the table and pours some.
Thelma gets a grip on herself for a moment then loses it as
the Waitress goes away.
Oh my God, Louise!!! I can't believe
it! I just really can't believe it!
I mean... whoa!
Thelma is just laughing hysterically. Louise suddenly
Oh, Thelma. Oh, no.
I mean I finally understand what all
the fuss is about. This is just a
whole 'nother ball game!
Thelma, please get a hold of yourself.
You're making a spectacle.
You know, Louise, you're supposed to
be my best friend. You could at
least be a little bit happy for me.
You could at least pretend to be
slightly happy that for once in my
life I have a sexual experience that
isn't completely disgusting.
I'm sorry. I am happy. I'm very
happy for you. You finally got laid
proper. It's about time. Where
is he now?
Taking a shower.
You left that guy alone in the room?