Oh, wow, serendipity.
I was just Googling around and came cross this,
a story about a porn star who got paid $130,000 right before the presidential election to keep quiet about an affair that happened ten years ago with the royal magnificent impeccable President Trump.
Barron Trump is eleven.
OK, evangelicals, this is your savior-guy. OK, Republicans, here is your family-values guy.
If I were Melania, I'd bean him with his favorite (foot-wedge) chipper.
If the reality-show star paid for sex with the porn star, that's illegal in a lot of states.
Location, location, location.