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#305495 - 02/05/18 12:43 PM Re: Round Table for January, 2018 [Re: Ken Condon]
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That's a relief!

Say, did you hear about the extremely serious baseball team that got assimilated?

They were famously called "The Earnest Borg Nine".
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#305496 - 02/05/18 12:46 PM Re: Round Table for January, 2018 [Re: logtroll]
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#305498 - 02/05/18 02:12 PM Re: Round Table for January, 2018 [Re: NW Ponderer]
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rolleyes


LOL

it is funny...
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#305499 - 02/05/18 02:14 PM Re: Round Table for January, 2018 [Re: matthew]
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"Those east of the Rockies have already been assimilated by the Borg."


Nope!

Resistance works...







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#305521 - 02/07/18 07:04 AM Re: Round Table for January, 2018 [Re: Ujest Shurly]
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Donald Trump really does think he's a dictator: Pentagon considering Washington military parade at Trump’s request - NBC. He's jealous of Kim's rockets on parade, and the old Soviet displays.

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#305529 - 02/07/18 07:22 PM Re: Round Table for January, 2018 [Re: NW Ponderer]
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Let's just get Trump a big rig he can drive around a closed track any time he wants. Or maybe a fire engine! He could have a new hobby besides cheating at golf. This would be a lot cheaper than a big military parade. Going out to a track in Virginia would be a lot cheaper than schlepping all those people down to Florida too.

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#305532 - 02/07/18 10:49 PM Re: Round Table for January, 2018 [Re: NW Ponderer]
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That requires a CDL and I do not think President Donald (does not read) Trump could pass the exam even with reading help.
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#305536 - 02/08/18 11:55 AM Re: Round Table for January, 2018 [Re: pondering_it_all]
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Originally Posted By: pondering_it_all
Let's just get Trump a big rig he can drive around a closed track any time he wants. Or maybe a fire engine! He could have a new hobby besides cheating at golf. This would be a lot cheaper than a big military parade. Going out to a track in Virginia would be a lot cheaper than schlepping all those people down to Florida too.

But how would the world see how powerful Kim Jong-Trump is?
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#305544 - 02/09/18 09:10 AM Re: Round Table for January, 2018 [Re: NW Ponderer]
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I know how we do it: Get The Old Guard (the army unit that does all the ceremonies in DC) to march around and around a small city block with a Presidential viewing stand, so it looks like a lot of soldiers. They all have snappy dress uniforms with all the ribbons and medals. Get some military marching bands in there. Some Homecoming queens with big tits in convertibles. Some retired vets on flatbed trucks. Some National Guard trucks and mobile equipment from Virginia. Cadets from the service academies. Some NFL teams in their uniforms. A couple of Uncle Sam characters on stilts. Is there a circus nearby? Maybe we can get some elephants? If we get elephants, we definitely get all the Congressional Republicans marching after them.

No need to call in real troops who actually have real jobs to do, or transport heavy equipment that can't even run on DC streets without tearing them up.

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#305554 - 02/10/18 01:01 AM Re: Round Table for January, 2018 [Re: NW Ponderer]
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Here's the reviewing stand Kim Jong Trump will be using.

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