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#306213 - 04/01/18 06:16 PM Trump Announces Resignation via Twitter (Naturally)
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Former President Donald J. Trump announced his resignation by tweet from his Mar-a-Lagos resort saying his responsibilities as President were interfering with business opportunities.

"Now that I've Made America Great Again, I can return to being the GREATEST businessman the world has ever known! Mark Pence will do a fine job as my successor! It will be great to get back to what I do best! GLAD!!!"

In a testy exchange with the White House Press Corps, White House Spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders insisted "The President's tweet speaks for itself" and that "we've answered that question many times before" referring further inquiries to the President's outside legal counsel, Andrew Economou. Mr. Ekonomou could not be reached for comment. In fact, he couldn't even be found in the phone directory or on Google.
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#306214 - 04/02/18 01:25 AM Re: Trump Announces Resignation via Twitter (Naturally) [Re: NW Ponderer]
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Very mean April Fool's joke to tease us Ranters, to get our hopes up like that, NW_P. mad
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#306218 - 04/02/18 09:23 PM Re: Trump Announces Resignation via Twitter (Naturally) [Re: NW Ponderer]
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I also heard he's going to have an arm-wrestling match with Bezos for corporate pink slips, and also have an affair with Roseanne Barr.

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#306221 - 04/02/18 11:30 PM Re: Trump Announces Resignation via Twitter (Naturally) [Re: NW Ponderer]
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Nice try, but I saw right through it - after I sent it out to about 1000 Facebookies. Hmm
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#306222 - 04/03/18 12:12 AM Re: Trump Announces Resignation via Twitter (Naturally) [Re: NW Ponderer]
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I tried vey hard to make it oblivious...I mean obvious, obviously. ZNN is the fake news station on
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and, well... the rest of it was pretty accurate, although spellcheck kept changing Ekonomou's name... notice any other subtle humor? tonbricks I sure do wish it were true, except, of course, after Mark Pence resigns.
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#306226 - 04/03/18 02:00 PM Re: Trump Announces Resignation via Twitter (Naturally) [Re: NW Ponderer]
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I was kidding about being duped, of course... I only did the 1000 posts because I am a Russian bot. I really can't help myself when it comes to Fake News!
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#306233 - 04/04/18 12:37 AM Re: Trump Announces Resignation via Twitter (Naturally) [Re: NW Ponderer]
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ROFL
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