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#306006 - 03/15/18 04:03 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

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#306007 - 03/15/18 04:17 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#306196 - 03/30/18 07:50 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#306197 - 03/30/18 11:18 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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Trump is very inspirational, art wise.
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#306246 - 04/05/18 12:49 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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#306253 - 04/05/18 03:46 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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I read today that Trump now occupies the top four spots on the "Worst President" list. Apparently the change was intended to adjust the scale to more accurately assess Trump's status.

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#306254 - 04/05/18 04:52 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: NW Ponderer]
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Whereís the link?
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#306255 - 04/05/18 07:20 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: Golem]
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I read it as I was writing it...

Also I really did hear today, it's not a "Murder" of crows unless someone can prove it.
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#306259 - 04/05/18 10:45 PM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: NW Ponderer]
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It's all about intent!
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#306263 - 04/06/18 06:46 AM Re: Miscellaneous humor thread [Re: TatumAH]
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I started to write something along these lines to amuse myself, when I found this:

PLACES IíVE NEVER BEEN
I have been in many places, but Iíve never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you canít go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

Iíve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They donít have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and co-workers.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and Iím not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

Iíve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes Iím in Capable, and I go there more often as Iím getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And, sometimes I thought I was in Vincible but it turns out I wasnít.

People keep telling me Iím in Denial but Iím positive Iíve never been there before!

Iím hoping to avoid ContinenceÖ

And more and more I think of the Hereafter ó several times a day, in fact. I enter a room and think ďWhat am I here after?Ē

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