This is pretty interesting:

We may finally know what causes Alzheimer’s – and how to stop it

And the answer is......gum disease! There is a reason why people with fewer teeth tend to also have Alzheimer's.

And I just read that gut bacteria causes autism.

What a wonderful world we live in where simple solutions are still the best...

Frequent brushing and sauerkraut can cure two of the worlds biggest health issues.

My wife doesn't seem to approve of me brushing my teeth with sauerkraut. I think it makes me moody...

In other news:
Right now, staffers at The New York Post are enjoying morning coffee, donuts, and even a nice cake decorated with the words, "Ha ha, made you look", I guarantee it.
Good Lord, we're just howler monkeys with brown shoes and a tie.

Males with beards have smaller testicles: study

Maybe I should grow a beard...

There may be something to what they're saying...my beard is longer than my dick.

Yeah but if you're rocking the ZZ Top barbooza, nothing to be shy about hahaha.

Just a goatee...