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#316912 - 10/19/19 12:07 AM Re: RoundTable for Fall 2019 [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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#316917 - 10/19/19 01:13 AM Re: RoundTable for Fall 2019 [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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I love the fact that Donald has to inhabit the house that "that ignint Kenyan nigra commie who was in the White House before him" spent 8 years in. Every time he wakes up, it's in a room Obama slept in. Every time he uses the toilet, he's on the toilet Obama used. Every time he sits down to eat, it's in the room Obama ate in. And so on.

This is why the whole premise of the pee tape is so silly: Obama slept in that bed in Moscow once. Trump has to live in Obama's presence every day at the White House. I wonder how much of Obama's shed skin particles Trump has inhaled by now? I wonder if he thought of burning the place down and rebuilding before he moved in?

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#316927 - 10/19/19 03:15 AM Re: RoundTable for Fall 2019 [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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The above is suitable for framing.
I dare not even sully it with a quote.

But I shared it with my wife, who is still laughing because she made me read it twice, especially the part about the inhaled skin particles.
Now you have me wondering if Melania secretly inhaled some of his skin particles on purpose.
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#316930 - 10/19/19 04:25 AM Re: RoundTable for Fall 2019 [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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Meanwhile I bet first thing Melania did when she walked upstairs was probably to fling herself in Obama's bed before Trump sullied it and inhaled deeply.

Or she would have, but I suspect Trump had Obama's mattress removed while he was taking the oath, cut up in the shape of a cross and burned at one of his golf courses at midnight.
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#316931 - 10/19/19 04:29 AM Re: RoundTable for Fall 2019 [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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By the way, did we all ever get to see that picture of Melania greeting Justin Trudeau a month or so back?



I caption it: "SLOVENIAN PURRING"

To which my dear friend said:

"A sound Trumpanzees shall never hear." LOL ROTFMOL
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#316935 - 10/19/19 07:02 AM Re: RoundTable for Fall 2019 [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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Jeff, that made me laugh so hard Ida spilled my coffee if I drank the stuff.

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#316941 - 10/19/19 04:22 PM Re: RoundTable for Fall 2019 [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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ROTFMOL LOL ROTFMOL

:applaud: ThumbsUp

Gota watch those camera angles...
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#316944 - 10/19/19 04:52 PM Re: RoundTable for Fall 2019 [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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That's the happiest I've ever seen her! Truly a stunningly beautiful woman without the resting bitch face in place. Probably the last time Trump saw that beautiful face was just before he showed her the pre-nups holding her essentially hostage until her son reached the age of majority.

The lad must be 15 or so now but no pictures have been published since he was about 12, or none that I'm aware of. I hope he has an active and happy life on social media because his life in the Whitehouse must indeed be tragic.
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#316962 - 10/19/19 06:36 PM Re: RoundTable for Fall 2019 [Re: NW Ponderer]
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Originally Posted By: NW Ponderer
Jeff, that made me laugh so hard Ida spilled my coffee if I drank the stuff.


It actually did force a spit take for me when he typed it.
I posted the pic to him on private msg with that caption and he came back with that one liner in about five seconds.
So yeah, I was all "pffffffffttttt-spit" everywhere. ROTFMOL

By the way, here's Ivanka beaming at JT, apparently Ivanka gets all dreamy eyed when she sees him, too.



I'm surprised Trump hasn't nuked Canada yet.
After all, Justin has effectively cucked him TWICE!
If Melania ever sighs "Oh Justin", it's all over for "America's Hat".
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#317021 - 10/21/19 07:03 PM Re: RoundTable for Fall 2019 [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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It didn't have to be like this...

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