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#318812 - 12/10/19 05:33 AM High tech comedy classic
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#318814 - 12/10/19 11:13 AM Re: High tech comedy classic [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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laugh crazy ROTFMOL LOL


I needed that.


:applaud:
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#318821 - 12/10/19 06:02 PM Re: High tech comedy classic [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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You know what happens to some women if they laugh too hard?

LOL ROTFMOL LOL
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#318850 - 12/11/19 10:20 AM Re: High tech comedy classic [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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Reminds me of the first time I sat in my first Prius and couldn't figure out how to start it. I was pushing the START button but the engine wouldn't turn over. I didn't know it ran on the battery until it got going.

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#319920 - 01/12/20 12:22 AM Re: High tech comedy classic [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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Originally Posted By: Jeffery J. Haas
You know what happens to some women if they laugh too hard?
LOL ROTFMOL LOL

What color comes to mind when somebody fakes a juicy fart?
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#319932 - 01/12/20 06:10 AM Re: High tech comedy classic [Re: Jeffery J. Haas]
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My first wife was mortified when she peed on me laughing too hard. I thought it was funny, but I worked in animal research and was used to a lot of worse stuff. A little pee was nothing. In fact part of my job was scrubbing in on canine kidney transplants and pee squirting out the unattached ureter was a sign of success.

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#319941 - 01/12/20 11:51 AM Re: High tech comedy classic [Re: logtroll]
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Originally Posted By: logtroll
What color comes to mind when somebody fakes a juicy fart?

Chartreuse, of course.
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#320011 - 01/14/20 12:50 PM Re: High tech comedy classic [Re: logtroll]
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Where’s Ted? I need backup...
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#320019 - 01/14/20 04:47 PM Re: High tech comedy classic [Re: logtroll]
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Originally Posted By: logtroll
Originally Posted By: logtroll
What color comes to mind when somebody fakes a juicy fart?

Chartreuse, of course.
Okay, okay...

shart ruse.

Or, maybe it's just not funny? rolleyes
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#320033 - 01/14/20 10:12 PM Re: High tech comedy classic [Re: logtroll]
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Dammit! The Bad Pun SWAT was just here, and they took away my license!! :doh:
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