I'm a pagan. I worship the Earth as a living sentient goddess. Mother Earth, Father Sun and Daughter Moon. All we are and all we have is directly attributable to them. While logic and science tell me that the underworld probably doesn't exist, I find it more spiritually fulfilling to go ahead and believe in it a little bit. I believe in the local gods like Coyote, Raven, and Machabou who rule the North American continent. Over in Europe Odin holds sway and Loki plays the part of trickster. Eastern Europe has a different collection of them.
To my notion Yaweh is just a greedy, jealous, assh*le of a god who mostly rules over a bunch of sand. The other gods just shake their heads and laugh at him.
Good coffee, good weed, and time on my hands...