Due to an overwhelming number of spambots, we've simplified the process of joining the Rant as follows:
Email ME, Jeffery Haas.
Just send an email to dfspamboxfb (at) gmail (dot) com and put The Rant in the SUBJECT line.
That's all there is to it, just have a short and simple email conversation with me about wanting to become a Ranter.
If I can deduce that you (A) have a pulse and are therefore human, and (B) don't sound and act like a troll, you're in.