Due to an overwhelming number of spambots, we've simplified the process of joining the Rant as follows:

Email ME, Jeffery Haas.
That's it!
Just send an email to dfspamboxfb (at) gmail (dot) com and put The Rant in the SUBJECT line.

That's all there is to it, just have a short and simple email conversation with me about wanting to become a Ranter.
If I can deduce that you (A) have a pulse and are therefore human, and (B) don't sound and act like a troll, you're in.