Okay so now that Bernie Sanders is potentially teeing up to be in the lead, or so it seems, there's worries as to how Donald Trump would attack him, yes?
So, what are the big worries about Bernie anyway?
Hmmmm, when he was a young man in his thirties or so, he wrote a bunch of raunchy stuff for fifty cents a word, back in the day when Playboy was running "The Happy Hooker" and National Lampoon was featuring raunch by no less than conservative pundit P.J. O'Rourke, and Larry Flynt was stretching the envelope over at Hustler Magazine.
He was a socialist mayor who propped up the Soviets back when we were on the brink of Glasnost, and he does have a few pet ideals that even a lot of lefties think are ridiculous and which are guaranteed to sink like a rock in Congress, like voting rights for convicted violent felons in prison and free healthcare for illegals.
But let me know when Bernie sexually assaults someone, mocks the disabled, tears a child from their parents, pays off a porn star, insults a gold star family, calls nazis fine people, denies science, steals from a charity, or starts a fake university.
Oh wait, his wife has something in her closet about a college... what was it?
According to 2017 news reports, the FBI was looking into allegations of possible bank fraud in connection with a $10 million loan Sanders helped Burlington College obtain in 2010 to purchase 33 acres of land from the Roman Catholic Diocese of Burlington. The investigation was launched after complaints were filed with the FBI in 2016 by Brady Toensing, chair of the Vermont Republican Party and Vermont campaign manager for then-candidate Donald Trump. His complaints alleged she had misrepresented the college's donor levels and pledges in the loan application. Bernie Sanders described the allegations by Trump's former campaign manager in Vermont as politically motivated and "nonsense". As of June 2017, Jane Sanders had retained counsel while the FBI investigated the matter.
On November 13, 2018, the U.S. Attorney in Vermont closed its investigation of the college land deal involving her and decided not to bring charges.
Brady Toensing? Is that Victoria Toensing's hubby?
The lady who pals around with Rudy Giuliani?
Yeah sure, bring on the Jane Sanders investigation! That would be fun!
What else? Commie commie commie? Red baiting? Have fun with that!
Anyone else have anything they think Bernie needs to get ahead of before it bursts out of Trump's chest like a seething pus-filled boil?