The Story of a fellow named Brad Parscale
There once was a grifter named Brad
Who after Tulsa was feeling sad.
The crowd had been crappy,
His boss very unhappy--
For Brad no more Ferraris to be had!
When the embezzlement scam became clear,
He sweated and was taken with fear,
Should he make like a deer and run,
or end it all by pulling the trigger of a gun?