I'm making a reservation here for Davin Nunes who has doomed his own chairmanship of the Oxymoronic so-called House of Reprehensibles "INTELLIGENCE" committee. He blundered so badly and publicly that many are asking how did this (need a term to describe this), (moron will have to serve as a working handle till consensus is achieved), end up as chairman of a previously important committee?
There has to be some ulterior motive for such behavior. So a little background from the tubes of the internets lead us to so answers. Nunes, pronounced as Noon-es/ez, not Nooyez with that Ů, is a Portuguese derived family name. Nunes come from a multi-generational California diary farmer lineage, who emigrated from from the Azores. That opens up another portal of ridicule for later. House Intel Chair Devin Nunesís One-Man War on the Pentagon
This Azorian had a mysteriously rapid ascension in the house committee structure, apparently as he was viewed as a rising model of a modern major general of the GOP. He somehow ended up, tiger scratchin head emoji, in Intelligence, having been carefully groomed for global affairs by his degree in animal husbandry, that I had thought was more a Southern and Midwest tradition.
It all becomes clear by viewing his activities in "intelligence". Most of his effort was directed at getting a very major military command center, for Europe and Russian affairs, moved to, you guessed it, the Azores!
The pentagon viewed this suggestion as you would expect, as real generals, and admirals apparently, want to party in fancy digs in Europe, if ya cant get that stimulating Asian gig. Anyway Nunes continued his pressure. Somewhere along the line, unclear timeline as yet, Nunes was promoted to Portuguese Royalty. You cant make this Shiite up! Whether this was "quid pro quo" or "quid pre quo" doesnt matter, as in either case he, as chair of Intelligence committee, should be registered as a foreign agent. This would presumably be another first, and Grrrate accomplishment for the GOP.
Trying to exile an important anti-Russian asset to the Azores, might be considered a slight conflict of interest, on the Intelligence committee, at least while impartially investigating Russian interference and collaboration with the current, and hopefully short-lived, administration.
As for the Azorian Nunes, a quick trip to Urban Dick
tionalry finds a suitable synonym for Nune's', got to settle on a plural/possessive form as well.
Previously Nuner referred to lunch with staff at the Notell Motel, but slang moves on.
Normally coupled with "to pull a...":
1) A generally knobish thing to do
2) Something so morally wrong as to be funny
Last night, Derek pulled a nuner; he slept with his girlfriend's sister, and when she caught him, he asked if he could borrow a condom.