Loc: Puget Sound, WA
Originally Posted By: logtroll
NEWS FLASH!! Cliven (what kind if a name is that?) Bundy has just publicly admitted that he was in error, due to a simple misunderstanding about a marketing strategy.
Said Mr. Bundy at an impromptu news conference, "Wal, mah little granddaughter Nellie, she'll be two in a month, I reckon, jes' tol' me, Poppy, free range don't mean the range is free, it's the cows a walking' around on the range that's free!"
"Don't know why them danged freeloading' Feds was so durn obfusculus about it, it don't take no farmer tuh understand that 'un," he said. "I 'spect that's why they be a takin' muh cows, an' the dogies too, cuz thar free." "So I still ain't a gonna pay 'em, cuz they done kep me in the dark fer so long. I'm a gonna pay Nellie, instead!", he concluded to thunderous applause from the assembled freedom fighters.
...he concluded to the thuderous applause from the assembled freedum frighters.