What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud," and the Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
The only people pushing the Athenian Straw Man Nonexistent Threat of Slippery Slope Windyfoggery (ASMNSSW) RE DEMOCRACY are people who have a misunderstanding/problem or hatred of democracy. (See AUTHORITARIANS)