Ardy
Pooh-Bah
Registered: 12/22/05
Posts: 12010
Loc: San Jose, Ca USA
An arab being interviewed at the US Embassy. CONSUL : "Your name, please. ?" ARAB : "Abdul Aziz." CONSUL : "Sex.?" ARAB : "SIX times a week." CONSUL : "I mean, male or female. ?" ARAB : "Both male & female & sometimes even camels." CONSUL : "Holy cow !" ARAB : "Yes, cows & dogs too." CONSUL : "Oh dear !" ARAB : "Deer ? No deer, they run too fast...
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